leave funny stories for me to read !!

camisado 1/11/2023 09:51 am 740

i have a rly funny story i love

it was in the 6th grade with user @akai, we were both rly into dsmp at the time so one time i was on ao3 and he said 'hey! we should read flowers from 1970!" beware. i was reading ao3 on my school computer. MY SCHOOL COMPUTER. so we started reading it during any chance we got AND WE WERE READING IT DURING CLASS TOGETHER, and soon our teacher (mr. schaw) caught on, and he asked what we were reading. it went like this,

"hey, you two have been in this corner doing something on **old name*'s laptop every time we have freetime, what are you guys doing?" - mr. schaw

"oh. uh. we're just!! reading a book!!" - me

"what book?" - mr. schaw

me and minerva (@akai) shared a look, then looked back at mr. schaw, then looked back at each other.

"it's called flowers from 1970" - minerva

"oh, cool, what's the plot? whats it about?" - mr. schaw

i was literally 5 seconds away from dying of laughter bc i didn't want to explain that we were reading a literal dreamnotfound fanfic on my school computer during class IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM ON THE DIRTY ASS FLOOR NEXT TO A FUCKING VENT AND CLOSET DURING FREETIME.

minerva explained the plot, and mr. schaw said 'oh cool! i'll check it out." AND I DIED. I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD I THINK I LOST A LUNG. i then explained to him it was a minecraft youtuber fanfiction and it wasn't an actual book. he then laughed nervously and said 'ok.'

fast forward a few days when we finished it, we were SOBBING OVER THE ENDING. LIKE SOBBING. we were crying in that corner and everyone was looking at us and GOD IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

mr. schaw made fun of us for crying over it (i will never forgive him for that /j), and when we finally calmed down he said, 'now that you guys are done reading your fanfiction, you can write some fanfiction! about your greek mythology assignment.' and that was it...

JK LOL. during the summer, minerva brought up the whole event and we laughed about it but then i said, "hey, what if i sent mr. schaw flowers from 1970?" SO I DID. I SENT A FUCKING DNF FANFIC TO MY 6TH GRADE TEACHER. AND HE READ IT.

he said it was pretty well written and he could understand why we cried lol, one of my fav moments of 6th grade 1.gif brings back nice memories

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Jan 11, 2023 1:05 pm

uhhmm idk if this counts but

today i ran for president in my folklore club just to spite my friend nova (i lost. i only got 1 vote, which was my other friend) and so now im her artsy person in her reign of terror /j

and the other person that ran, luna, shes now the propaganda manager-

Jan 11, 2023 10:07 am

I PROMISE IM NOT FERAL ANYMORE!!!!!!!!

anyways my funny story

me, pearl, and my friend kat spent halloween together!! and smthing must have possessed us that night bc we had so much energy.

we decided to trick or treat in the rich neighborhood for the mots candy and lots of houses had fancy chandeliers and ring doors bells, so me and my friends walk up to a darkly lit house with a bowl by the door. "TAKE ONE BOWl!!!!" pearl runs up to the house yelling about how they are going to ROB this poor mans house. They run up to the house and grab an entire handful of candy, look up, AND SEE THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE LOOKING AT THEM. pearl drops the candy, apologizes, and takes ONE piece of candy.

Then me and pearl started singing sia songs every time we saw a house with a chandelier "IIIIIIIII WANNA SWINGGGGGGGGGGGG FTOM THE CHANDELIERRRRRRRRRRRR"

Pearl saw a house with a take one bowl and a cocky sign on their ring doorbell saying "Take one! we can see everything with the camera!" AND PEARL GRADS TWO HANDFULLS, STUFFS THEM IN HIS BAG, AND YELLS INTO THE CAMERA "IM NOT FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!!" AND FLIPS OFF THE CAMERA.

Me and pearl started barking (for some reason)

ANYWAYS I said to pearl "you loveeeee me" AND SOME RANDOM 4 YR OLD WALKS BY AND YELLS "WELL I DONT LOVE YOU"

pearl also asked a random firefighter if they had candy in the truck, AND HE DID. WE GOT TONS OF GUM AND LOLLYPOPS FROM HIM.