leave funny stories for me to read !!

camisado 1/11/2023 09:51 am 734

i have a rly funny story i love

it was in the 6th grade with user @akai, we were both rly into dsmp at the time so one time i was on ao3 and he said 'hey! we should read flowers from 1970!" beware. i was reading ao3 on my school computer. MY SCHOOL COMPUTER. so we started reading it during any chance we got AND WE WERE READING IT DURING CLASS TOGETHER, and soon our teacher (mr. schaw) caught on, and he asked what we were reading. it went like this,

"hey, you two have been in this corner doing something on **old name*'s laptop every time we have freetime, what are you guys doing?" - mr. schaw

"oh. uh. we're just!! reading a book!!" - me

"what book?" - mr. schaw

me and minerva (@akai) shared a look, then looked back at mr. schaw, then looked back at each other.

"it's called flowers from 1970" - minerva

"oh, cool, what's the plot? whats it about?" - mr. schaw

i was literally 5 seconds away from dying of laughter bc i didn't want to explain that we were reading a literal dreamnotfound fanfic on my school computer during class IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM ON THE DIRTY ASS FLOOR NEXT TO A FUCKING VENT AND CLOSET DURING FREETIME.

minerva explained the plot, and mr. schaw said 'oh cool! i'll check it out." AND I DIED. I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD I THINK I LOST A LUNG. i then explained to him it was a minecraft youtuber fanfiction and it wasn't an actual book. he then laughed nervously and said 'ok.'

fast forward a few days when we finished it, we were SOBBING OVER THE ENDING. LIKE SOBBING. we were crying in that corner and everyone was looking at us and GOD IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

mr. schaw made fun of us for crying over it (i will never forgive him for that /j), and when we finally calmed down he said, 'now that you guys are done reading your fanfiction, you can write some fanfiction! about your greek mythology assignment.' and that was it...

JK LOL. during the summer, minerva brought up the whole event and we laughed about it but then i said, "hey, what if i sent mr. schaw flowers from 1970?" SO I DID. I SENT A FUCKING DNF FANFIC TO MY 6TH GRADE TEACHER. AND HE READ IT.

he said it was pretty well written and he could understand why we cried lol, one of my fav moments of 6th grade 1.gif brings back nice memories

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Feb 12, 2023 6:50 pm
Feb 12, 2023 3:15 pm

My dad and mom used to play gta in front of me and my dad watched South Park and Rick and morty with little me and there was an episode of Rick and morty that made me scream and cry edit; zero idea what it wa

Jan 12, 2023 7:02 am

@yourtommy: they r jealous of how funny we r

Jan 12, 2023 6:48 am

why is someone disliking all the comments under here LOL

Jan 12, 2023 4:36 am

idk if this rlly counts but one time i was putting on rainbow socks with an owl house shirt and my mom said that they matched my shirt (she says she meant it because the shirt was colorful but i think its funny still lol)

  • SammyTheFujoshi
Jan 11, 2023 8:25 pm

Me. I am the funny story.

Jan 11, 2023 8:19 pm

at a band summer camp trying to name the band. options included:
- the jennifer lopezs (how does one pluralize lopez??)

-bùshì (i had to google its pronounciation) (it's no in mandarin. every single person there was white)

-NO ( to combat the band YES)

-YES (to...also combat the band YES...?)

-the maybes

-the tumbling boulders (definitely not the rolling stones haha who even are the rolling stones /j)

we settled on the vinyl countdown (we were so funny)

also one kid walked in while we were going through the list and asked if we were going to name it 'vegetable smoothie'

Jan 11, 2023 4:39 pm

one time I packed all my chaotic friends(Who I’ll call Lemon, Toaster, Ginger, and Galpal) into a borrowed minivan for my birthday. We were driving to the ice rink to go skating. The following happened:

Lemon falls asleep and then gets brutally awakened by me and Toaster reciting the script to Megamind.

I asked Toaster if he wanted to “count shoulders”(if ykyk) and he put his hand on my head and said “five.” Ginger encouraged me to do so.

Galpal kept doing the f boy face at me from the front seat

Lemon had a goldfish cracker taped to her forehead and the rest of us voted on whether or not she was a smart fella or a fart smella(she was the latter).

Ginger kept stroking my cheek and whispering offensive jokes into my ear from the backseat

Toaster played a metal cover of wap and sang along through the whole thing

Me and Lemon made a Jesus x Toaster fanfic. It was... spicy.

Jan 11, 2023 3:58 pm

My friend @Sleepysimp99 sent me this


Jan 11, 2023 1:49 pm

this happened very recently but its still funny when i remember

so for context its the 2nd day of school for me, and my alarm goes off and i see its 7:25am (im trying to wake up earlier this term)

since i dont really wanna get out of my bed yet, i tell my little brother to wake up my mom (he usually does anyways). he goes out of the room and leaves the door open

im just sitting up in bed, waiting for them to walk by so i can also get up. however its been 5 minutes since he went, so im getting a little confused

i head out to go see and then i see my little brother laying down next to my mom (sleeping) kao shocked