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freakingcat 1/10/2023 01:33 pm 797

I got asked what my weekend plans were by my english teacher and I answered with "I am not looking forward to anything this weekend, I have absolutely no plans. And I cannot say “sleeping in” because I can barely sleep anyway ????. This is a chronic problem I suffer with called “Having-no-life-itis” and it’s a fatal illness with a cure I’m too lazy to perform. "

So whats one from you?

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BurningCheese
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Jan 10, 2023 10:10 pm

once I accidentally friend zoned somebody with a your mom joke it was so funny but I feel so bad for them, getting friendzoned like that

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josuyasu
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Jan 10, 2023 2:49 pm

"up your butt and around the corner" every. single. time.

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derpy_hooves
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Jan 10, 2023 2:26 pm

i just say "yeah ok." and "mhm" and "sure" and "oh cool." to everything so no lol

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sleepy_simp99
Member

Jan 10, 2023 2:16 pm

due to the way i dress i get alot of people asking if i know who jesus is an i just say

oh jesus?my cousin? yea he lives down the street from here

and i walk away

the pure confusion on their faces is amazing lmao

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P1nkGh0st
Member

Jan 10, 2023 2:08 pm

I'm probably gonna get in trouble for writing this but here we go---

We had cupcakes with red frosting at Girl Scouts yesterday-

Friend says to me: wow you look like you just ate someone

Me: Yeah I did I ate your mom

Friend:...

Me: On her period

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traves
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Jan 10, 2023 1:35 pm

(sees me taking an "Am I Gay Test?" (as a joke)) "are you gay"
"look at me and ask me that again."

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