What is something weird or funny you've responded to a question with?

freakingcat 1/10/2023 01:33 pm 790

I got asked what my weekend plans were by my english teacher and I answered with "I am not looking forward to anything this weekend, I have absolutely no plans. And I cannot say “sleeping in” because I can barely sleep anyway ????. This is a chronic problem I suffer with called “Having-no-life-itis” and it’s a fatal illness with a cure I’m too lazy to perform. "

So whats one from you?

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freakingcat
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Jan 11, 2023 9:29 am

i threatened to steal my bros fingers because why not and he asked why and i responded with "carrot sticks" and did not explain... i'm dying...

FL1NT_1Z_D34D
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Jan 11, 2023 9:19 am

@Strawberry_BroStrider: i fight the urge to tell any couple that theyre gay even if its a straight couple and i have no idea why LMFAOO i have to remind myself that i cant call every romantic interaction gay

Strawberry_BroStrider
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Jan 11, 2023 8:59 am

i compulsively say "wow that's kinda gay" in response to quite literally everything some of my friends say and do, even if the thing they're doing is objectively not gay. like, a guy friend talking to a female specimen. "that's kinda gay lol"

akai
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Jan 11, 2023 7:46 am

one time in my french class my teacher was talking about how during winter break she had to show her mother how to use a cell phone and started talking abt old ppl with technology and someone said

"that will be Madame in ten years"

and without even realizing I said

"what do you mean ten?"

Madame doesn't want me sitting next to them anymore

FL1NT_1Z_D34D
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Jan 11, 2023 6:54 am

whenever anyone asks me to name 3 songs/albums or whatever of the band on the shirt im wearing ill answer with smells like teen spirit (and/or custer & y'all want a single if i feel like answering 3) and will not elaborate