New random quotes! >:D /pos (tw: swearing, caps)

l0stsys 10/14/2022 04:25 pm 2199

This is really random, but we wanted to share some quotes! Some of these have swearing and caps | (r) = response |

"MIKE, I F---ED YOUR MOM!"-Mangle

(r) "MY MOMS NOT EVEN IN OUR SYSTEM!"-Mike

"I'm a quirked-up white boy, with a little bit of swag, busting it down.... asexual style!" -Karl

"Karl, you concern me" -Mike

(r) "I also concern me, join the club" -Karl

"KARL, YOU CANNOT CHUG FIVE MONSTERS WITHIN TWO MINUTES, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU" -Crow

(r) "YOU CAN'T STOP ME! proceeds to chug another monster" -Karl

"He is not a quirked-up white boy. He has no swag, he's not busting it down s-xual style, and he is not goated with the sauce. Smh." -MIke

"Oh no! I'm EmO" -Mike

"I don't care if he's the goat man, he looks like something I drew when I was like 5" -MIke

"Tbh, that's quite bonkers man" -Karl

"Wackeroo, I stole your knees and you can't do SH1T ABOUT IT" -Karl

"YOU WH-RE, THAT WAS MY T1T" -Karl

"I didn't sign up for a uterus, where can I get a refund?" -Karl

"[Living life, and I see that photo. I wish for it to cease existing immediately.]" -Myc

"[ITS YOUR FAVORITE MUSHROOM WH-RE!]" -Myc

"I can feel my bones vibrating" -Karl

"If he's not gay, I will cry. That man is not straight." -Karl

"Heyyy, that's my job of being the distracted ADHD person; you're supposed to be the focused one here" -Karl

"I'll.. uhhhhhh.. eat the comma, I dunno" -Karl

"Ew, the British people" -Karl

(r) "...Karl you're dating a British person-" -Mike

(r) "Wait I am-? OHYEAHIAM-" -Karl

"If this guy doesn't stop throwing cereal at me, I'm going to find out how long a suspension for f1ght1ng is for a first-time offense" -Karl

"HOWAREYOUTHATFLEXIBLE??" -Crow

(r) "I dunno man, it's comfy though" -Karl

"Ditto looks.. depressed-" -Karl

(r) "I wanna hug it!" -Ghostbur

(r) "Ghostbur, my love, you're a ghost- you can't-" -Karl

(r) "Oh- yeah-" -Ghostbur

"MOMMM HE'S- oh wait my mom is d3ad- uhh- DADDDDDD- wait no my dad is a ch1ld k1ll3r- F*CK-" -Mike

"WHY IS IT SPICY??? IS IT BECAUSE ITS WARM?? Oh yeah- its an Aussie lemonade- wait- HOW DID I NOT REALIZE WHICH ONE I WAS DRINKING??? I need to sleep more-" -Karl

"My guy, I'm mentally ill, don't ask why I have a bandaid on me- but to answer, I picked up our cat-" -Karl

"He- he looks like- like- a f*ckin Tyler- starts half crying/half laughing" -Mike

"Is a momstermer!" (was attempting to say monster) -Karl while regressed

"Im dyslexia" -Tubbo

(r) "Tubbo- its dyslexic- you're dyslexic-" -Toms

Newest:

"rolls a 7 on a d20 Oh, welp, guess you're no longer homo" -Jeremy

(r) "NOOOO, I DONT GET CUDDLESS" -Mike

(r) "Skill issue" -Jeremy

"Dying my hair didn't help my depression?? Uh-oh-" -Karl (was a joke-)

"We should start a band-" -Mike

(r) "Where did that come from-??" -Jeremy