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- at least 4 different kinds of neurodivergent

- diagnosed with bipolar disorder at age ten (somehow???? all I know is that there was An Incident(TM)))

- says “haha gay” while being a lesbian

- people at school who used to know me warned other people about me and it’s why I have no friends in my grade.

- lies as a defense mechanism

- wears light up cat ear headphones unironically

- can’t fucking spell for shit

- can and will sleep in jeans

- does not own pajamas

- eats literal plastic (pica go brrrrrrr I guess)

- calls hallucinations “bestie”

- has not texted that random family member in 3+ months even though I was supposed to

- basically lived in the guidance counselor’s office for a year

- puts stickers under their clear phone case instead of just getting a normal phone case

- doesn’t have a Samsung or an Apple phone, instead owns a Motorola (if you know what a Motorola is please reach out nobody I know has any idea what it is except my manic pixie dream girl older sister)

- has a manic pixie dream girl older sister

- meows back at my cats if they meow at me

- literal amnesiac, does not remember 90% of anything past last week

i get burnt out easily with my 2 bffs

i like my own comments sometimes if i feel like the like count is lower than others

i can be a rlly dry texter

im rlly awkward irl and it takes a lot for me to warm up 2 ppl

idk if these count as red flags but oh well lolol

@SleepinqZzz: i relate to an embarrasing amount of those

- has an on-off hate for my bestie (that she doesn't know abt)

- extremely jealous and possessive in romantic relationships

- emo

- failed at making mac and cheese 6 times consecutively

- like 4 types of neurodivergency

- constant scooby doo references, doesn't watch scooby doo

- forgets the name of the boat from titanic regularly

- likes my own comments sometimes