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@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: italian swedish and irish? smh pick a struggle /j

-I never wear Christmas socks in December. Most of my socks are Christmas and Halloween socks and I wear Christmas socks at least once a week and I have never in my life worn them in December.

-I eat everything

-I say penis far too often

-I kin all the insane ass characters

-I have the entire Heathers, Hamilton, Waitress, Mean Girls, and Wicked musicals memorized

-I play three instruments at the same time in band (Trombone, clarinet, and my friends Tuba)

-I'm a 24 y/o fkn freshman

-my adopted father is my friend's cousin and he's only a year older than me and in all of my classes

-could totally resite the entire first book of Lord of the Rings from memory

-wears 7 different pairs of prescrption glasses at the same time

-has purple hair

-is literally named Rat but spelled rAt

-has an entire mini fridge full of the chocolate and strawberry milks they serve with the school lunches

-only owns black jeans and most of them are ripped

-has an unhealthy obsession with Mario Kart Wii (the only from 2008)

-draws smiley faces over entire hand and all the way up entire arm in white pen everyday at school

-steals my homeroom teacher's favorite pens

-I talk to inanimate objects

-I make up entire conversations that I want to have w/ people while staring at them in class and then when I actually have the conversation with them I get mad when they don't say what they said in my head previously

-my nieghbor and I chat threw our bedroom windows before bed everynight bc we both trans emo boys in a homophobic and transphobic ass town

-I flirt by calling people assholes, dumbasses, losers, bitches, pricks, and whores-

-has 20+ playlists in spotify and apple music and only listens to 2

-speaks fluent sign language

-used to watch dsmp 24/7

-used to suck my thumb till I was nearly 9

-overdoses on literal fkn air

-has 3 pop sockets on my phone case

-stalk all my teachers from middle school and now on FaceBook

-kisses my rats gn

-answers FT calls with my eye up to the camera saying E Y E B A L L

-sleeps with an alligator plushie I got at Mount Vernon and a lobster plushie I got in Boston

-bought Switch sports soley so I could play volleyball and not mess up my wrist any further

-play the exact same instrument as my best friend without washing of the reed or mouthpiece (he plays my clarinet and trombone and I play his tuba)

-had first 3 kisses with my best friend

-simps for half of my kins

-I sleep with socks on

-(Tw: caps) MY BIGGEST FKN RED FLAG OF ALL.. I give myself papers cuts on my fingers and enjoy it

why do i relate to so many of these i need to be put down

-once i have a pair of pants i like, i wont take them of

- one time, my school called my mom bc i didnt change my clothes for over 3 weeks

-i make jokes abt my dad being gone

-i eat my mouth????

-i wear my moirails teeth

-i have a framed picture of zebruh codakk

- i own a babydoll that looks like me, my moirail made it for me for my birthday last year.

-have like 100 songs in my playlist but only listen to like 20 of them

-i don't clean my room until it gets so messy that it makes me anxious

-saying "your mom" to everything and laughing at your mom jokes

-only watching one tv show and refusing to watch others

-super sensitive

-clingy

-saying "like" a lot, even in my typing