its my sisters birthday and i need some funny/completely mind f****** things to tell her

compost_in_training 5/9/2022 10:16 am 846

if you can think of anything funny or that will just be one of those things where you hear it and your brain goes "omg what the hellllll" and you have to sit and think about it for a few cuz it just broke your brain plz comment those things cuz she likes stuff like that

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SleepinqZzz
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May 9, 2022 10:26 am

centaurs are technically insects, as the have 6 limbs

your teeth are constantly wet

your mouth has a taste, you just don't taste it because you're so used to tasting it

during a nuclear explosion, there is a moment, a split second, where all the microwave pizzas in the vicinity are all cooked to absolute perfection

ketchup is technically an electrolyte drink like poweraid as it's made from a fruit and contains 30% sugar. the only thing stopping it from being a soda is carbonation

giraffes are leopard-moose-camels with 40-foot necks, yet they're still more real then unicorns, which are just horses with a horn

your adult teeth are older than your eyes

furbies have front facing eyes; a key indicator of a predatory creature

pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard a bell

tumors can grow hair, eyes, and teeth

i'll add more as i think of them

under_achieverx
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May 9, 2022 10:44 am

@SleepinqZzz: em…why are you like this /lh

Snail_Bonesszz
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May 9, 2022 10:54 am

@SleepinqZzz: not if i dry my teeth constantly out of not being comfortable

Snail_Bonesszz
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May 9, 2022 10:57 am

anyway the ocean is technically a soup!

it has parts that are boiling which means it passes requirements, it has fish as meat, various plants as veggies and its full of salt it just tastes awful

happy bday to your sis

SleepinqZzz
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May 9, 2022 11:00 am

@under_achieverx: HAHAHAHHA HI NOAH

crazycookiemp3
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May 9, 2022 11:03 am

this is just one i heard idk if its good or not

if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that technically make every country on it a third world country?

also tell your sister happy bday for me or just happy bday in general

Qubiem
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May 9, 2022 11:08 am

When the barnacles shoot dr doofenshmirts the nucleus will be the powerhouse of sopngebobs boss and backpack chairs will be fun and why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater

Qubiem
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May 9, 2022 11:13 am

If there´s watermelon don´t we need fire melon earth melon and air melon the elemelons

Qubiem
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May 9, 2022 11:16 am

Antidisenstablishmentarinisim Pizzaziaminfoninide stun zeed

Qubiem
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May 9, 2022 11:31 am

The Horseless head man made out with the pumpkin king who got laid by Santa last month and last month died due to cancer and debilities teaming on covid19 because the had no option but to install jet packs on their moms who are gay elephants that regurgitate nike shoes and whining wasps Ride the progressive lady who sponsored pvz2 because money in fun to have especially when you are swimming in lava because you feel like You lost youre spleen due to brain cancer Because Me-phone 4 glitched out and generated 69 pickles which were eaten by the dragon who sells candy in a white van while telling his victims about Photosynthesis and why plants use rubiks cube to traject people´s hegejity and Wb shaggy says that masks are bad because Alaska is bigger than the US of A due to the fact that The guy who takes you to the store is riding a horse without a saddle because trees are natural habitats of fish.

its my sisters birthday and i need some funny/completely mind f****** things to tell her

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