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centaurs are technically insects, as the have 6 limbs

your teeth are constantly wet

your mouth has a taste, you just don't taste it because you're so used to tasting it

during a nuclear explosion, there is a moment, a split second, where all the microwave pizzas in the vicinity are all cooked to absolute perfection

ketchup is technically an electrolyte drink like poweraid as it's made from a fruit and contains 30% sugar. the only thing stopping it from being a soda is carbonation

giraffes are leopard-moose-camels with 40-foot necks, yet they're still more real then unicorns, which are just horses with a horn

your adult teeth are older than your eyes

furbies have front facing eyes; a key indicator of a predatory creature

pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard a bell

tumors can grow hair, eyes, and teeth

i'll add more as i think of them