share your embarrassing elementary school stories

Deleted Account 4/7/2022 04:51 pm 536

(tw: cursing, caps, pee i guess, vomit, mentions of religion)

i have a ton

1. in second grade i was dating my best friend we would hold hands in the hallway and holy fuck was it embarrassing now that i think about it. he doesn't remember, but i guess it doesn't really matter anymore since i'm a lesbian. still that shit was so weird and then his sister started a rumor that we kissed and i almost got sent to the principals luckily he proved it to be false and we're still friends to this day, i'm just glad he has no idea it happened

2. in 1st grade i used to play house will all the other girls and i was either the baby or the dog. when i was the dog my friends "who lived in a different house during the game" would run over on all fours since they were dogs too and we would just bark at each other and growl while we ran in the mud on all fours

3. in kindergarten i had to go to the bathroom after lunch and there was this one stall in the girls bathroom downstairs that didn't lock. nobody ever went in there and i knew that it didn't lock. but i had to piss really fucking bad so i went in that stall and these fourth grade girls walked in on me then i was late to class and i got yelled at, all because i had to pee really bad

4. in first grade some girled pissed on top of the slide. just sat up there the entire recess and pissed. me and my friends were playing tag down on the mulch and we were like "oh my god wtf is that smell" just some girl. pissing on the slide. then she had to go to the principals and it was kinda funny

5. another time in first grade we were walking inside from second recess. and we had to walk by the bathrooms to get back to class. so me and my friends were just talking and we look at the bathrooms and theres this kid thats standing there. the only problem is that he has no pants on. or underwear. so we just kinda stood there. and then we ran to the teacher crying like "TEACHER THAT KID HAS NO PANTS ON" idk what happened to him and i don't want to know

6. also on the first day of first grade i had fruit loops for breakfast. and then when i got to school i was like "i think i'm gonna be sick." i then proceeded to vomit everywhere right in front of my class. my vomit was also rainbow from the fruit loops.

7. in 4th grade i moved schools. my friend (didn't know them at the time) came up to me and goes "do you believe in god?" now i'm buddhist. so little 4th grade me has no idea what christianity is. plus i have no idea who this girl is either. so i'm like "..yea?" and then they go "well, go tell thalia that she's gonna die in the flaming pits of hell" so on the first day of fourth grade, i was told to tell some other girl that i also didn't know she was gonna burn in hell..?? then we became friends and got into arguments on whether you could light an underwater castle on fire.