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@sleepy_simp99: FOUND IT!

@sleepy_simp99:

Here is is XD:

Epik Rap Beat *click this*

We all wait while Jack plays the drums for 4 beats and Bay does the rest

I went to the store

Man that was a bore

But at least i got the dino nuggies

And I might have got some huggies

D-Don't ask.

I opened the box...yep that was a mistake

It smelled like stinky socks

I wish i’d throw them in the lake

They were very stale

I should put them back on sale

Wait

They're not even shaped like dinos…..

I shoulda known better than to get them from sketchy joe

What even are these things that i hold inside mah hand

OH WAIT! They're off brand!

I was running so fast the sixteenth beat couldn't catch up

Then I heard a noise and I could barely

Interrupt

Since they are fake

I will turn them into Steak

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*Sam comes in and does whatever in background*

Eh but anyway

Something weird happened to me today…

A kid was off pitch

Then my brother was a snitch

I wanted some soup

Then I really had to poop

It was pretty stinky

Why did i eat so many twinkies

My pet bean is sad

He ran away cause his name was chad

Someone found him

Then renamed him Jim

He became very slim

Slim Jims are really good

But i misunderstood

My bean wanted me

Then I spilled my tea

Pizza is cool

Then I threw it in the pool

Hey miss

Ya want some randomness

I like sunglasses

But mine are buried in ashes

You can’t stop the never ending nachos

They never end

I’m the coolest rapper

I used my zapper

And It really hurt

But now my name is burt

Then I ate some dessert

I smacked some pans

Then I played clash of clans

I fell on the floor

Now I’m in a war

I climbed mount Everest

I was the cleverest

I wish on a star

Then I get hit by a car

Ok bye

I got a hotdog

I dipped it in hot sauce

I sat like a log

My tongue burned, i was sorry for my loss

But I’m still a boss

I like eating souls

Then i did a barrel roll

I came to the game to meet the next day

That's when I heard someone else say-

But that convenience lion, a lot of time to hate tomato.

We took a silence for one beat

I saw a quarter rest at my feet

I made such a high pitched sound

Then everyone dropped to the ground

These musical notes above my head

Wow, am I really dead?

I heard a musical pitch

Then a bird flew in the ditch

Sorry birdy…

Hola,

Adios amigos.

Burger King Foot Lettuce

Reed comes in and thumbs up

*We all do the dew and then we are done*

@sleepy_simp99: FR LIKE- AND WHEN IT SAYS I COME IN AND DO WHATEVER IN THE BACKGROUND I DID A FULL ON FLIP

@sleepy_simp99: They witnessed the single best thing ever. only time i managed a backflip. two years later(this year) i tried to do one again and landed on my neck on the trampoline while K was over at my house and i have scoliosis where my spine is wierd and K fr said; "do you need a special chiropractor incase your neck just broke?" LIKE BRUH WHAT- THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK?!?

@sleepy_simp99: Welp my back pops when i move it and i was semi-paralized that day but im good now lol