pretend ur a middle age karen mom or something

catnoirmybeloved 4/12/2022 05:00 pm 21569

my kids, james samuel (15) and sarah-may leigh (16), are always talking about tick-tack and air-phones

i have no idea what they’re talking about!

does anybody else have these problems?

bringing them to the next bible study for some jesus! #WAP #ILOVEJESUS

XOXO Shaeryn-Karen Smith-Brown

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Apr 13, 2022 12:47 pm

@tony_maroj: That's the spirit! Can't wait! I'll be making my famous peach tea to go with it xx -Etsuko (He/It/Scissors/Tooth)

Apr 13, 2022 12:48 pm

@milkiimoony: oh no, its that lesbian influence, hope she feels better soon xx

#cispride #godbless #welovegod #christian4life #heteropride

Apr 13, 2022 12:54 pm

@3DS: it definetly is, i think shes hanging out with the wrong people at school, I saw her talking to someone with teal hair! I cant let my god honoring daughter go against god and nature like that!

Apr 13, 2022 12:57 pm

@milkiimoony: no! not the teal hair! i trust that you'll make sure to teach your daughter and that teal-haired fried of hers on the importance of having jesus in their lives. xx

#jesuslovesme #thisiknow #forthebible #tellsmeso

- Crystala Metha Neighlie-McCormick

Apr 13, 2022 12:57 pm

@3DS: the church doesnt work they keep skipping to make out with girls in the bathroom... thinking of sacrificing them to the sun god #WAP #girlboss

Apr 13, 2022 1:01 pm

@tony_maroj: yes lol

Apr 13, 2022 1:02 pm

@kandi_dj23: excuse you!! sun god!? i'll have you know we believe in one god, the father almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all things visible and invisible, blah blah blah i forgor the rest, amen. cry

anyways, im sure god wouldnt mind a (possibly) virgin sacrifice. Let me know if you'd like to team up! kao tongue xx

- Crystala Neighlie-McCormick

Apr 13, 2022 1:09 pm

@3DS: Oh! And my youngest son, timothy Jamison mark told me that he has a crush on a boy in his second-grade class.. he's only 6! how could he know he's not straight! kids shouldn't make their own decisions! Sincerly,

Mary ann cocaine-meth

Apr 13, 2022 1:11 pm
@3DS: yes, let us sacrifice the child with blue hair and pronounce !!!!!!!!!!! #WAP#girlboss#praythegayaway#cispride
Apr 13, 2022 1:18 pm

@kandi_dj23: these pronounces are getting out of hand! what the heckity frick is z-ze/zer!?!??! are we aliens!!!