give me funny school stories

josuyasu 3/28/2022 03:12 pm 1599

im bored i need a good laugh

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50773X_0_0
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Mar 29, 2022 2:35 pm

My English class had to read Tuck Everlasting and we got onto the subject of immortal babies and it became a giant debate, we also said that the toad was the best character and the actual main character was the worst. Our English teacher accidentally said testicles instead of tentacles. I was getting bullied by this girl and when I talked to my teacher about it she said "Ignore her, [name] is just a bitch" and that was the first time I heard a teacher swear. It was a yearly tradition at one of my schools that a teacher had to dress up as a bunny and do cross country with the students.

nrnarancia
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Mar 29, 2022 4:02 pm

This happened a while ago but oh well. My social studies teacher was talking about the declaration of independence or something, and he said it was like a break up letter. After saying that he went on a rant on how the 21 centry would never break up with people with notes and all they do is text text and text. So this kid in my class rasied his hand and said "ive gotten rejected once on text, it not that fun" and my teacher looks at him and starts dying laughing. i mean turning beet red. i felt bad for the kid but hes kinda annoying so i didnt care to much

splaspoon
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Mar 29, 2022 7:33 pm

in tech class today my friends brought a juul to school and we moved to the corner of the classroom and they started vaping (it was boba flavored)

like a week ago another one of my friends got suspended for like a week because she gave someone head in the school bathroom + they got caught by a janitor

some girl i was sitting next to in tech class was watching hunnibee asmr mukbang i couldnt stop laughing and i also got a video

some girl in my 8th period took a picture of my shoes and posted it on her snapchat story saying 3/10 so i took a picture of her shoes. she was wearing a yeezy slide on one foot and a croc on the other

liverteeth
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Mar 30, 2022 12:12 am

when i was really little during recess we used to play this game where everyone fights for a rubber ball, not like throwing and passing but i'm talking full FIGHTING. Like beating the crap out of each other for a rubber ball. One time my I had the rubber ball and took off running with it, next thing I know about 6 kids tackled me and i fell on the concrete THEY BEGAN WORKING TOGETHER TO GRAB EACH OF MY LIMBS IN ORDER TO PULL THE BALL FROM ME. however i didn't give up until this one kid started biting me, it wasn't worth it my arm hurt severely after and the bite mark didn't go away for around a year.

Wii
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Mar 30, 2022 1:16 am

did anybody else have a random hunt for those plastic babies or was that just my school?

xXZ0mbi3_Gut5Xx
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Mar 30, 2022 3:07 am

@3DS: yes-

-flint

nayeoniverse
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Mar 30, 2022 4:34 am

this actually happened yesterday-

so i was wearing some of my pearler necklaces to school and i thought they were all tied securely. turns out they weren’t and when i coughed one of them broke-and all the beads ended up going in my shirt but i couldn’t go to the bathroom to fix it

nayeoniverse
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Mar 30, 2022 4:50 am

my school is pretty messed up (yet its still the best middle school in my county) so i’ll prolly think of more

timaeusTestified
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Mar 30, 2022 6:33 am

wwe wwere wwearing karkat's swweatshirt/shirt thingy and someone asked if it said 69. for context the swweatshirt/shirt has the cancer zodiac symbol on it.

(Translation: we were wearing karkat's sweatshirt/shirt thingy and someone asked if it said 69. for context the sweatshirt/shirt has the cancer zodiac symbol on it.)

oh and some kid straight up shit in the halls

-Eridan

josuyasu
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Sep 15, 2022 2:42 pm

honorable mention: the booger wall in the bathroom stalls

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