Quotebook :3

Sal_Fisher 2/9/2024 08:20 am 509

sooo, i have a quotebook of funny/quote worthy things that a group of stupid ppl at my school have said, here is every single quote from it (btw we have nicknames for most of em): "Im not tall" -Emo Midget "I don't need friends, id rather be alone" -Emo Midget "I really hate you, not you *points at my friend kai* you. *points at me*" -Emo Midget "No, im actually on quack" -cannonball "just talk over the people and when they talk over you, smack them" -Emo Midget "this isn't quior, girls" -Emo Midget "Why is he so small??" -Moldy Voldy "Thats so long!" -cannonball "Hey man, I don't have any lunch money" -Emo Midget "No, my corndog!" -Emo Midget "chry- chrys- chrysler-" -Emo Midget "Im going to sh4nk you." -Emo Midget "Get over here cannonball before I k1ll you!" -Emo Midget "DONT LOOK!!" -Emo Midget "Pea-nuh-buh-da" -Emo Midget "Stop following me!" -Emo Midget "Im walkin' here!" -Emo Midget "YEEHAW!" - Emo Midget "I was told to be a leader, not a follower" -Aj "Hey man, i don't think you're in you assigned seat" -Emo Midget "You know what, I don't forgive you, Cannon" -Emo Midget "THIS IS GREEN" -Emo Midget "STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF" -Reilly "And then the watersauce turned into pizza" -Gay emo skaterboy cousin "stop mail-writing me" -Emo Midget "...A bunch of balls..." -Emo Midget "If you dropped a pencil sideways and it went around and around the earth, would it eventually be fast enough to just split a building in half?" -Emo Midget "OpEn YoUr MoUtH" -Moldy Voldy "Who do i have to heckle? brody's not here" -Emo Midget "nO mY cRoWn!" -Emo Midget "You've got this huge mole on the back of your neck its like... Aj's balls-" -Cannonball "Its my y4o1.. *laughing* its- its y4o1-" -Cannonball "Oh teacher~" -Emo Midget "I-i emptied out my entire backpack and i couldn't find it- i did fill up a whole recycling bin with paper tho- i don't know what teacher's bin that was-" -Emo Midget "Ruptile! *proceeds to bite open a bubble gum wrapper*" -Emo Midget "Shaking bones on a toaster stroodle~" -Dominic "Well sorry, but I've only got 7 more days to read my fiction book and im only on page 23" -Emo Midget "SHHHH!!" -Emo Midget "I have committed various w4r cr1mes in 50 of the states of America, we gotta get outta here!" -Emo Midget "Im getting into my feelings~ Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you! *various stereotypical emo songs*" -Dominic "It was your heart on the line~" -Cannonball "*aggressively sniffs sharpie*" -Emo Midget "Yummy!" -Emo Midget "I got like a frog in mah throat-" -Aj "Cat! *points at me (i used to go by kat)*" -Emo Midget "*screeching noise from someone's chromebook* moans (from pain?)" -Aj "Supersize mah balls" -Aj "just get a sidechick- that's what i do" -Gay emo skaterboy cousin "Gimme some skin!" -Emo Midget "its because he's black-" -Emo Midget "*almost falls out of chair the same way twice*" -Emo Midget "I made a lion cuz i have luscious locks and i never back down from a fight" -Emo Midget "oh uhm my story? um nothing-" -Emo Midget "I identify as a naked mole rat" -Gay emo skaterboy cousin "um i kinda forgor-" -Aj "Yowwwch" -Emo Midget "svck my d1ck please" -Aj "*smacks gay emo skaterboy cousin's @ss*" -Emo Midget "Klohh *clears throat*" -Emo Midget "Why are you fiddling with balls man that's kinda gay-" -Emo Midget "They make my teeth feel fun!" -Cannonball "What if i p1ssed on your grave? what would- how would you feel?" -Emo Midget "Actually, IT'S a girl" -Emo Midget "Eats you.. your dog... eats your dog..." -Emo Midget "*aggressively chews*" -Emo Midget "Parker, you have beautiful drool-" -Connor

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Mar 27, 2024 5:59 am

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THIS cryingcryingcrying I HAVE ONE IN MY NOTES APP ON MY PHONE AND I WRITE IN IT EVERY DAY happy

Mar 27, 2024 8:36 am

emo midget is iconic (I'M TOTALLY NOT THE EMO MIDGET OF MY FREIND GROUP TOTALLY)

Mar 27, 2024 8:05 pm

t) (is quote is actually from Emile...
"I genuinely ) (ate t) (ose big n1ppl3s t) (at you could pretty muc) ( s) (ove a w) (ole c0

Mar 28, 2024 9:59 am

"A round a day keeps prostate cancer away!!!! True fact guys look it up!!!" -my pookie snookums, Mar. 27, 2024

Mar 28, 2024 10:19 am

i have been waiting for this moment my whole life. f1=friend 1 f2=friend 2

F1 - You live your life whether I let you or not!

Me - What’s wrong with me and oreo’s? F1 - Because you’re in a toxic relationship

Me - F2, do you think some of your problems stem from not having a stable male figure in your life? F2 - All of them. F1 - This is why homosexuality is wrong

F1 - Maybe you’re the reason I have to wear mismatched socks tomorrow.

F2 - Awesome don’t mean shit if I’m a dumbass

F2 - I actually prefer my men having skin

F1 - See it’s soft- Well it’s not soft because its a golf ball but-

Me - Don’t rob me before I rob you of your life.