Quotebook :3

Sal_Fisher 2/9/2024 08:20 am 497

sooo, i have a quotebook of funny/quote worthy things that a group of stupid ppl at my school have said, here is every single quote from it (btw we have nicknames for most of em): "Im not tall" -Emo Midget "I don't need friends, id rather be alone" -Emo Midget "I really hate you, not you *points at my friend kai* you. *points at me*" -Emo Midget "No, im actually on quack" -cannonball "just talk over the people and when they talk over you, smack them" -Emo Midget "this isn't quior, girls" -Emo Midget "Why is he so small??" -Moldy Voldy "Thats so long!" -cannonball "Hey man, I don't have any lunch money" -Emo Midget "No, my corndog!" -Emo Midget "chry- chrys- chrysler-" -Emo Midget "Im going to sh4nk you." -Emo Midget "Get over here cannonball before I k1ll you!" -Emo Midget "DONT LOOK!!" -Emo Midget "Pea-nuh-buh-da" -Emo Midget "Stop following me!" -Emo Midget "Im walkin' here!" -Emo Midget "YEEHAW!" - Emo Midget "I was told to be a leader, not a follower" -Aj "Hey man, i don't think you're in you assigned seat" -Emo Midget "You know what, I don't forgive you, Cannon" -Emo Midget "THIS IS GREEN" -Emo Midget "STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF" -Reilly "And then the watersauce turned into pizza" -Gay emo skaterboy cousin "stop mail-writing me" -Emo Midget "...A bunch of balls..." -Emo Midget "If you dropped a pencil sideways and it went around and around the earth, would it eventually be fast enough to just split a building in half?" -Emo Midget "OpEn YoUr MoUtH" -Moldy Voldy "Who do i have to heckle? brody's not here" -Emo Midget "nO mY cRoWn!" -Emo Midget "You've got this huge mole on the back of your neck its like... Aj's balls-" -Cannonball "Its my y4o1.. *laughing* its- its y4o1-" -Cannonball "Oh teacher~" -Emo Midget "I-i emptied out my entire backpack and i couldn't find it- i did fill up a whole recycling bin with paper tho- i don't know what teacher's bin that was-" -Emo Midget "Ruptile! *proceeds to bite open a bubble gum wrapper*" -Emo Midget "Shaking bones on a toaster stroodle~" -Dominic "Well sorry, but I've only got 7 more days to read my fiction book and im only on page 23" -Emo Midget "SHHHH!!" -Emo Midget "I have committed various w4r cr1mes in 50 of the states of America, we gotta get outta here!" -Emo Midget "Im getting into my feelings~ Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you! *various stereotypical emo songs*" -Dominic "It was your heart on the line~" -Cannonball "*aggressively sniffs sharpie*" -Emo Midget "Yummy!" -Emo Midget "I got like a frog in mah throat-" -Aj "Cat! *points at me (i used to go by kat)*" -Emo Midget "*screeching noise from someone's chromebook* moans (from pain?)" -Aj "Supersize mah balls" -Aj "just get a sidechick- that's what i do" -Gay emo skaterboy cousin "Gimme some skin!" -Emo Midget "its because he's black-" -Emo Midget "*almost falls out of chair the same way twice*" -Emo Midget "I made a lion cuz i have luscious locks and i never back down from a fight" -Emo Midget "oh uhm my story? um nothing-" -Emo Midget "I identify as a naked mole rat" -Gay emo skaterboy cousin "um i kinda forgor-" -Aj "Yowwwch" -Emo Midget "svck my d1ck please" -Aj "*smacks gay emo skaterboy cousin's @ss*" -Emo Midget "Klohh *clears throat*" -Emo Midget "Why are you fiddling with balls man that's kinda gay-" -Emo Midget "They make my teeth feel fun!" -Cannonball "What if i p1ssed on your grave? what would- how would you feel?" -Emo Midget "Actually, IT'S a girl" -Emo Midget "Eats you.. your dog... eats your dog..." -Emo Midget "*aggressively chews*" -Emo Midget "Parker, you have beautiful drool-" -Connor

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Mar 8, 2024 5:10 pm

@KONNYDRAKI: Yes it does make my life better actually because I can show my quotebook to others when making friends, and u are the only one I've ever met that doesn't like it. :3 And 'not having friends who want to talk'? they talk to me every day, meanwhile, all I see you doing is commenting on random threads constantly as if you don't have anything better to do like talking to friends! And you're still misspelling stuff a lot! Maybe correct your spelling and grammar before you correct my behavior!!

Mar 8, 2024 5:21 pm

that's sad the only way you an make friends is things other people say, I'm active because I'm chatty and enjoy talking everywhere I go, I don't know how you thought that was a own LOL I'm not socially anxious. and English isn't my first language , posts like this make it wish it wasnt my second either. its rich of somebody who's bio is "Also I get confused easily so u gotta use specific instructions if u want me to do something." to try to make that blow

Mar 14, 2024 6:15 pm

@KONNYDRAKI: mk, this argument is no longer worth my time and i have better things to do than deal with you.

Mar 14, 2024 6:18 pm

if it isnt worth your time why say anything lol tere was no comments for like a week YOU chose to speak

Mar 14, 2024 6:54 pm

why the drama in the comments ._. anyway here's some funny shit me and my friends have said

"please dont fuck the ghost..."

"eat my lucky charms and i will fucking murder you"

"WE ARE TRANSFORMERSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

"i am the gender bender, master of all genders!!!"

"billy bob joe, he's a unicorn who lives in the vents. he shits on peoples heads"

"TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH" *throws a fun size skittle pack at my face*

"oh my god! pookie wookie! your here!"

"DONT TRUST THE PIGEONS! THEYRE FUCKING SPYING ON US!" (guys i promise were joking about the conspiracy theory ones were just making fun of them)

"dont get your head blown off!" *proceeds to pretend to shoot someone's head off* "oh dear! now that is unfortunate!"

"chad, hes one of my dnd characters, hes a frat boy wizard who failed wizarding school"

"guys! we. need. more. TRANSFORMERSSSS!"

"the earth isnt flat guys! its a cube!"

"no, no, no, your michelangelo, im leonardo"

"eats your depression"

Mar 14, 2024 8:15 pm

istfg why is there always drama in the fucking comments and is always that one person :skull:

anyway here's some out of context things from my friendgroup :3

as u can probs tell we are in middle school lmfao

tw sexual jokes :p

"feet."

"GRRRRRRRRR YOU GAVE ME ABANDONMENT ISSUES >crying((("

"nuh uh im an alpha male"

"KAY WHY ESS!!!!1!!!!!!1!"

"Hello! Zuko here. AND THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY SKILLSHARE1!!!!1!"

"because of my pussy"

*literally just fucking moans*

"idk what's happening, but whatever it is, FUCK-"

"*commits a caniballism*"

"*eats ur bones*"

tw brutally murdering ppl joke, disturbing??

"the transmasculine urge to gather 15 people, kill 13 of them one by one with different methods for each one, rip out their finger+toenails, shave their heads, braid their hair into a rope, hang the 14th person with the hair rope, leave the corpses to sit there for a couple weeks, then drain their bodily fluids into a bathtub, organize their bones, shred their skin in a heavy duty industrial paper shredder, knit a sweater out of the strips of skin, use their eyeballs as buttons for it, then dye the sweater with the fluids in the bathtub, then make the 15th person wear the sweater"

Mar 14, 2024 10:04 pm

funny shit me and my friends have said pt 2 because i thought of more quotes

"i'm gonna eat your toes like little sausages"

"i am the vent goblin! there is not much room in the vents so we crawl!" (this one is my personal favorite)

"sugar mommy can you buy me icebreaker?"

*growls*

*hisses*

"oh. my god, guys, did you know im actually batman?!?!"

"lock your doors.... too late.... I'm in your walls now..."

"commits a violent crime"

*meows*

*moans*

friend1: "i swear to god if you dont shut up i will fuck you in the ass" friend2: "dont threaten me with a good time"

"guys who wants pot brownies?" the rest of the group in perfect sync: "me!"

"you fucking banana"

"i am literally the hottest twink you will ever meet"

"i hope you trip while your walking and the straw of your stupid stanley cup stabs you in the eye"

"im gonna take your ears and make them into a yummy stew"

*has a 2 hour convo about our perfect zombie apocalypse survival plan, complete with coffee, notebooks, and cool ranch doritos*

"im not a twink, im a twinkie"

"yall i have skibidi ohio rizz"

*points to a rat* "oh my god its you!"

*friend calls my gramma* "hi, uh, can i get one large hawaiian pizza with extra pineapple..."

*points at me* "most normal gay in ohio"

Mar 15, 2024 9:14 am

@KONNYDRAKI: i didnt have access to the website for a week, pls stop trying to continue the drama !!

Mar 26, 2024 5:15 pm

@Mama_WeAllGo2Hell: that joke at the end was amazing, but one of my friends said its disturbing? im starting to think i have a problem cuz im completely unbothered by that and it doesn't even effect me to read about and see videos and pictures from/about the holocaust (its not that i don't care abt the holocaust and the people that died, i just don't show any emotion abt the tragic deaths at all for some reason)

Mar 27, 2024 5:14 am

@Sal_Fisher: fr like i was so chronically online when i was a kid that literally everything is normalized to me now i barely get triggered by anything crying