pretend ur a middle age karen mom or something

catnoirmybeloved 4/12/2022 05:00 pm 22134

my kids, james samuel (15) and sarah-may leigh (16), are always talking about tick-tack and air-phones

i have no idea what they’re talking about!

does anybody else have these problems?

bringing them to the next bible study for some jesus! #WAP #ILOVEJESUS

XOXO Shaeryn-Karen Smith-Brown

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Apr 12, 2022 6:54 pm
@harpersaquesadilla: my son Sean got one of those too, I'm so proud. He has been going to bible study with his new friend Jacob but he always forgets his bible and comes home looking like he just ran a marathon all sweaty and such, silly boys
Apr 12, 2022 6:54 pm

Oh My G*d! You don't crunchy parent them?? It's good for their souls to be connected with G*d. Praise Thy Lord. Hallelujah.

Apr 12, 2022 6:55 pm

@Z0mbie_gh0st: if u want i can take her to conversion therapy with our priest I bet he would welcome her happy

Apr 12, 2022 7:01 pm

@MikeyDoesKandi: really! Maybe that would work I'd have to give it a shot those gays are just nasty I'd hate to see my precious daughter become ONE OF THEM

Apr 12, 2022 7:03 pm

@Z0mbie_gh0st: ikr like eww the gays always forcing their homosexuality upon us

Apr 12, 2022 7:19 pm

@MikeyDoesKandi: its just terrible right?! Next thing you know my son will be joining them! I mean its just downright awful! I couldn't stand it if...hold on a sec...

WHAT IN GODS NAME JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!

My son just came out of the closet as GAY!!!!

LORDY LORDY GOD HELP US ALL!

You ladies up for a road trip?

I'm taking my son to the holiest place I know to jolt some GOD into him!

Let me know if and how many I should expect is coming along for the ride.

Can I get an amen!

-Stacey Elizabeth-Mae Maroj

Apr 12, 2022 7:23 pm

@tony_maroj: count Karen Christ Trump in on that road trip i'll brigh the snackswink

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Apr 12, 2022 7:24 pm

@MikeyDoesKandi: I know! My daughter just said she's lesbian! and then she had the nerve to bring some girl over ugh. She is straying away from god!! #god #ilovegod #godhatesgays #antilesbian /j - Etsuko (He/It/Scissors/Tooth)

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Apr 12, 2022 7:26 pm
@tony_maroj: amen. i'll join. and ill be taking my lEsBiAn daughter with me. #godisgood /j -Etsuko (He/It/Scissors/Tooth)
Apr 12, 2022 7:33 pm

@MikeyDoesKandi: great! What snacks are you bringing? Remember my allergy to peanuts and pepper!

Anyone else interested? I'll make a pre trip luncheon! And some homemade sweet tea ta boot!