give me funny school stories

josuyasu 3/28/2022 03:12 pm 1606

im bored i need a good laugh

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jamiee
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Mar 28, 2022 4:56 pm

@bugz_doez_kandi: 25 SECONDS???

Mush_bRainz
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Mar 28, 2022 4:58 pm

old English teacher made us write about an std of our choice so I chose crabs and opened with "not the lice you get on your head, but the lice you get from giving head" she thought it was funny

got kinda high on finals week and had no idea how to do the math on the math final so some girl said she would give me her notes which I thought was a discreet way of letting me copy off her so I wrote all her answers down without looking only to look back at the end and realize they actually were just her notes. So I was still at square one.

my psych teacher walked into the school bathroom to see me shotgunning a bang while one of my friend laid across the top of the stalls chanting "chug it motherfucker"

josuyasu
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Mar 28, 2022 4:59 pm

ok now i have one - today these two guys were laughing really hard to the point where they almost cried, so of course i asked them why and they whispered in y ear that the had just remembered their elementry school teacher always had a c@m3l t0e and that she only had them on wednesdays and fridays, which was really specific but it made me laugh really hard

josuyasu
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Mar 28, 2022 5:00 pm

@pmknz: oh naw

bugz_doez_kandi
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Mar 28, 2022 5:02 pm

@weezerfan: yes

j4sp3r_thek4nd1_k1d
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Mar 28, 2022 5:09 pm

once i was walking to class and my school has a outdoor courtyard wear people can sit for lunch, and I was passing a group of boys and they yelled "GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled back "IM A DUDE BUT SURE!!"

transmascichigo
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Mar 28, 2022 5:18 pm

during math i ripped a mega fart and everyone laughed but nobody knew it was me and everyone blamed it on this one kid next to me

plurzombie
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Mar 28, 2022 6:18 pm

in third grade i was ready to put in my lunch pin in the lunch line but I slipped on a grape and fell back, I dont remember much else but I was able to have a whole lunchroom to myself to eat my lunch considering the next class wouldnt come for quite some time

vamp1re_v0m1t
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Mar 28, 2022 6:24 pm

@pmknz: bro it was in front of my crush at the time too

Shaggy2_Dogg
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Mar 28, 2022 6:25 pm

(I wanna say this was in early middle school??)

One day in social studies class a very silent test was going on, like not even the scratching of pencils could be heard. All of a sudden from the front of the room from teachers walkie talkie. the booming voice of the vice principal could be loudly heard saying "Janitor, they're is something sticky in the boys bathroom"

Safe to say the class could not be controlled n my friend and I both randomly quote it when it is quiet XD

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