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Toby_kisser_3000 4/27/2023 07:10 am 997

i fell asleep on the floor and my dog layed on me and almost killed me

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traves
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Apr 27, 2023 3:12 pm

@shaneskitten: OHHH OKAY THANK U

DUK3NUK3M
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Apr 27, 2023 3:55 pm

ok so for context we have this old tuxedo cat named max (around 9-10 years old i think?). he's a sweet old man but he's always been extremely weird. like, he used to drool and he's just always been lazy.

so anyways, he was misbehaving a bit and my mom sprayed him with a spray bottle. he got SO scared that he pooped on the counter, which just made my mom more mad at him.

plurzombie
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Apr 27, 2023 4:29 pm

not really a story but a bit more of a trait of my dog

just for a little backstory, my neighbor's dog had two pups unplanned (they didn't even know she was expecting until they saw her carry the pups around and thought they were rats), and we got one of them for free c:

His name is Rocky, and he's weird all around xp but one thing he does is that he remembers who gives him toys when we get home from shopping (he usually expects that we're getting him something every time we come home), and if it's toys from my mom he usually just rips them up, but he's extremely gentle with the ones I give him, even if they're the flimsiest, cheapest toy I found at a dollar store >w<

Oh also he steals socks, but doesn't rip them up or anything, something that his mom did apparently

NERD_EMO
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Apr 27, 2023 4:30 pm

year ago my puppy destroyed his bed when my family and I enter in the basement and my puppy being cute and sit on the floor so now he dead

Peanut
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Apr 27, 2023 8:37 pm

When my golden retriever Lucy was a puppy she used to eat anything. I have two stories

1. I was making bracelets at a friend's house and eating Chinese food while doing so. Lucy came with me because I was obsessed with her. I knocked the Chinese food into my bowl of beads and Lucy ate a bunch of beads because of the food. I didn't tell my dad but he was shocked to sudden see rainbow dotted piles in the backyard.

2. Lucy also had a habit of eating tv remotes. One day she ate one. And we couldn't find the batteries. Obviously this was terrifying and like stressful.

She eventually pooped them out. My dad saw two intact batteries sticking out of a pile.

He called her double A for literal years.

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funny storys about your pet(s)!!

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