pretend ur a middle age karen mom or something

catnoirmybeloved 4/12/2022 05:00 pm 21556

my kids, james samuel (15) and sarah-may leigh (16), are always talking about tick-tack and air-phones

i have no idea what they’re talking about!

does anybody else have these problems?

bringing them to the next bible study for some jesus! #WAP #ILOVEJESUS

XOXO Shaeryn-Karen Smith-Brown

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Apr 13, 2022 1:01 pm

@tony_maroj: yes lol

Apr 13, 2022 12:57 pm

@3DS: the church doesnt work they keep skipping to make out with girls in the bathroom... thinking of sacrificing them to the sun god #WAP #girlboss

Apr 13, 2022 12:57 pm

@milkiimoony: no! not the teal hair! i trust that you'll make sure to teach your daughter and that teal-haired fried of hers on the importance of having jesus in their lives. xx

#jesuslovesme #thisiknow #forthebible #tellsmeso

- Crystala Metha Neighlie-McCormick

Apr 13, 2022 12:54 pm

@3DS: it definetly is, i think shes hanging out with the wrong people at school, I saw her talking to someone with teal hair! I cant let my god honoring daughter go against god and nature like that!

Apr 13, 2022 12:48 pm

@milkiimoony: oh no, its that lesbian influence, hope she feels better soon xx

#cispride #godbless #welovegod #christian4life #heteropride

  • Cavity_
Apr 13, 2022 12:47 pm

@tony_maroj: That's the spirit! Can't wait! I'll be making my famous peach tea to go with it xx -Etsuko (He/It/Scissors/Tooth)

Apr 13, 2022 12:46 pm

@kandi_dj23: have you tried taking them to a church? ive heard that bishops and priests really love children... good luck and god bless! xx #jesus4life #wap #churchgoer #ptamember #cispride

- Crystala

Apr 13, 2022 12:44 pm

@catnoirmybeloved: I'm taking her to church every day of the week, her school said I cant pull her out of class anymore because shes failing english class! This is because of that damn phone, I'm sure of it! And, could you not bring anything that starts with an A? I don't want her to get aroused.. you know how girls are these days wacko well, thanks again sharon, see you at bible study this weekend #godisgood #godisgreat #godhatesgays #gotohellgays /j

Apr 13, 2022 12:26 pm

On a side note I have actually made peach cobbler before 7 times this past year so far with my Grammy's recipe! She's from West Virginia but lives in Clio Michigan!

I could share the recipe...its really simple to make actually! If anyone's interested!

I only messed up on it once but only because I used too big a pan...I needed to use a pie dish not a cake pan and it was on the 3rd time I made it!

Apr 13, 2022 12:17 pm

@Cavity_: I'll be there with my homemade peach cobbler! Made from the peaches off my own peach trees! And sweetened with real cane sugar!