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have u seen the gif of mario dancing

i wanna hit my math teacher with a mic stand-

fav band?

cw: caps/cussing (eggmans anncouncement)

I now present, eggmans announcement but from my memory:

"Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the Heagehog is a BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER, he pissed on my fucking wife, thats right, he took his heagehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and i said thats disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter.com, shadow the heagehog youve gotta small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what, heres what my dong looks like *insert explosion effect* thats right baby, tall points, no quils, no pillows, look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong, he fucked my wife so guess what, im gonna fuck the earth, thats right this is what you get, my super laser pissed, expet im not gonna piss on the earth, im gonna go higher, IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOONN *insert another exposion* how do you like that obama, i pissed on the moon you idiot, you have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRROOOOOPPPPPPPLETS hit the the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too"

Thank you for coming to my ted talk