(Caps) I JUST FINSIHED WATCHING A PLAYTHROUGH OF RESIDENT EVIL 8 AND IM A NERD W/ NO FRIENDS

Deleted Account 11/16/2021 05:08 pm 570

(Also major spoilers, if you plan to watch/play the game do not read any of this lol)


THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING COOL I JUST SDAHGSFSHJAKNAGSGHGHJIS

I hate the whole hyper realistic style that every AAA game tries to go for but I managed to get past it BECAUSE THE INTERIOR DESGIN OF MA'DAM DIMETRESCU'S CASTEL IS FUCKING GOREGOUS---- during the entire time in her castle I frequently forgot that the game was set in modern day EVEN WHEN ETHAN WINTERS HAS MULTIPLE GUNS---- like her room is like 1940's-1960's regal and I love IT--- DESPITE BEING A GOTH MOMMY SHE FITS IN FUCKING PERFECTLY W/ A BACKGROUD OF YELLOW GOLD AND WHITE UGGGGHH

also her final form IS LITERALLY SO DOPE AAAA SGSKHAKA, I LOVE BODY HORROR DESIGNS AND THE FLYING MEAT BEAST JUST FUCKING HITS---- I love how with every final form of the lords they include that tentacle design through out--- it really unifies them when they're obviously made to look like polar opposites.

I WANT MORE LORE ON THE DOLL LORD (I forgot her name) LIKE WHEN YOU BEAT HER THERES THIS LADY IN A ROBE AND I WANNA KNOW SO BADLY-- IS THE LORD AN INDEPENDENT BEING??? IS SHE SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO THE CLOAK PERSON??? WHY DOES THE LORD JUST KINDA SHUT OFF SOMETIMES?

ok I will die on this fucking hill, the fish lord guy that looks like a frog poorly bippity boppity boo-ed into a meatball is the best lord. Like personality wise. He's just so fucking pathetic that I want him to be pathetic MORE, ya know? Like I would watch that meatball of a man cry for 30 minutes and be thoroughly entertained. But in cool factor, Dilf lord is obviously the best, and he defiantly is gay on the low this man is a textbook silver fox and I'll fist fight about this. Also I want mummy dearest (that one lady w/ the black wings) to actually destroy me. That's how I wanna die, I want her to rip out my heart and squeeze the blood all over her face.

Aldo HOW IS ETHAN MOLD??? LIKE WHEN AND WHY??? IVE BEEN OUT OF THE RESIDENT EVIL FANDOM SINCE THE DS VERSION WAS AROUND, WHY IS HE MOLD??? AND IF ITS BECAUSE HES BEEN AROUND IT FOR WAY TOO LONG WHY ISNT THERE OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE MOLD TOO??? I'm so confused but also fun little Lego man

Anyways yeah please talk to me about this I deeply need i

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Nov 18, 2021 6:19 pm

@rotten_meat: You are more than welcome to help XD/ gen. I am currently starting writing it with a scene with heisenberg singing to put Rose to sleep. (Bc writing the middle of a story is cooler than starting from the beginning B))

I'm kinda rusty on RE7 bc I really haven't played it through since it came out (sue me) but I'm like 89% sure Eve infected Ethan after Jack killed him(?) Check the wiki and it'll probably be there n I'll try and play through the game to see if I can refresh my memory.hkbear

  • rotten_meat
Nov 18, 2021 5:19 pm

@jUggal0_pUppY: PLEASE LET ME HELP W/ THAT THATS FUCKING AMAZING I LOVE YOU ASFHSDGFH

also just finished the main game of re 7 still confused on why Lego man is mold =D like how--- i know he does eventually get the mold in him and whateve and, proved by the bakers,nit takes awhile to get to the "too far gone" mark

Is Eveline preserving him or something??? Is he the last person with the mold in him to the degree Eveline needs it to be??? But like in the final ending its not like she's cured right? She gets the mold and then she's honky dory after evelines physical body dies??? is she living in Ethan's mind or something??? But also why did he die when the megamyecememeyne or whatever died? Like it was a strain made with the mold samples but it's like completely different to what strain if mold he is--- like logically there's no possible way the the strain in butfuck nowhere made by a crazy scientist trying to revive her dead kid is able to synergize perfectly and link up with mold from an unstable girls vomit-- like I don't remeber Ethan being swallowed into the megamosity in village so it's not like he "became" one with it???

WHY IS HE MOLD AND WHY DID HE DIE LIKE THAT???

Is evelines conciousness keeping him alive?? Because I'm like almost 100% certain that some of her conciousness is in him? Unless rose being absorbed into megalatron kinda eradicated Eveline and because rose is literally Ethan's spawn she has some sorta control on him living? BRO IM SP CONFUSED PLEASE AM I READING TOO FAR INTO IT???

Nov 16, 2021 5:30 pm

@rotten_meat:

Tw:kinda dark things?

there aint much in biohazard that wasn't in village, scariest thing is hillbilly man tryna hit Ethan with a car lmaoo. It gives more context for village if u want things explained.

I am tryna write an au where Mia dies and Ethan teams up with Heisenberg to kill Miranda and take back Rose. Then the two go be gay and Heisenberg becomes soft dad who is a god at BBQ if you wanna think about that XD

  • rotten_meat
Nov 16, 2021 5:30 pm

@glitched_user: YES WE ALL SAW HIS ENTIRE HAND GET CUT TF OFF AND HE JUST GLUED IT BACK ON WITH SOME HERB JUICE, HES A MASTER BUILDER BRO


THAT SOUNDS SO AWESOME, I VAUGELY REMBER LEON BUT FROM WHAT I REMEBER IT SOUNDS COOL!!!!

Nov 16, 2021 5:26 pm

LEGO MAN??? /lh Anyways you should watch/play biohazard before village because biohazard introduces the Winters, mainly Ethan and it’ll explain the mold thing!!

Also not related to re 7 or 8 but the movie welcome to raccoon city is coming out the 24th and I wanna see it in theaters SO BAD ITS BASED OFF THE FIRST TWO GAMES WITH LEON EHICH MAKES IT THE FIRST MOVIE BASED ON THE GAMES IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

  • rotten_meat
Nov 16, 2021 5:22 pm

@jUggal0_pUppY: I thought about it for like 2.4 seconds before watching village and honestly I'm afraid- like village wasn't very scary because it was cashing in all its cool factor (and the lack of scarcity for most things) and I'm such a pussy assdhshafshjsa I'm viseraly afraid of what's in biohazard---

I could totally see him and ethan together-- idk Ethan is such a generic looking and acting type of guy and mr. Dilf over here is literally crazy cowboy science gay and it just works. Idk why I think of him so cowboy like idk he kinda reminds me of the one gun guy in over watch (I literally suck so bad w/ names I'm so sorry) and Everytime I think of Heinz ketchup, gun guy is like surprrimposed on top and it literally makes it so much harder to exist istg--

Nov 16, 2021 5:13 pm

Nooo you need to go watch biohazard before village my dude.

Anyways Moreau needs forehead kisses bc he deserved better crying Also I oddly ship Heisenberg and Ethan but it may just be the art looking good kao sick