beware on bonbongutz/j

merbyler 6/16/2021 02:11 pm 437

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BEWARE ON BONBONGUTZ!!!!! IT MAY SEEM VERY SWEET AND KIND OVER TEXT BUT SHE ONLY DOES IT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT SHE IS A TRUE MONSTER. SHE REFUSES TO SWEAR SO IT SAYS STUFF LIKE DIDDLY DARN GOSH HOT DIGGITY DOG AND HAS THE HUMOR OF A FIVE YEAR OLD. WE WENT TO A RESTAURANT TODAY AND THE WORKER SQUEEZED OUT QUESO OR SOMETHING AND IT MADE A FART NOISE AND IT WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND SCARED EVERYONE OUT OF THE RESTAURANT AND WE WERE ARRESTED AND NOW I OWE A MILLION DOLLARS TO THE GUY WHO INVENTED QUESO BECAUSE HE FOUND IT HIGHLY OFFENSIVE AND BONBON REFUSED TO PAY ANY OF IT IM IN SERIOUS DEBT./j


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Jun 16, 2021 2:16 pm

Diddly darn you AND your queso