I stole from my friend's grandma.

arachnidssGrip 6/1/2021 10:27 pm 739

My friend invited me over to her house a couple days ago to spend the night for two days while her grandparents were away. I was not allowed at her house while her grandparents were away but she invited me over regardless. All I did there was sleep in her bathroom and play People Playground on my laptop in the bathroom. I then watch American Psycho with her at 3 in the morning. After she went to bed I layed down in the kitchen in the dark and crawled to her front room. I then go inside her grandparents closet and look around. I notice some cool shirts with cool designs such as work humor shirts and temporary beer company tattoos. I take the shirt and tattoos along with 3 pictures of x-rays. I then went into my friends kitchen and got Lawrys seasoned salt. I take the salt shaker and covered my friends head with salt including her hair and ear. I also covered her keyboard with lays chips and lawry's seasoned salt. I then went back in the kitchen and ate two spoonfuls of the seasoned salt (as a snack), if you want a picture of my spit, dm me. I then covered her face again and then sat down on a chair in the front room so that i could charge my phone. I heard her stir and I heard a vacuum in her room, she then went to the room I was in and called me "weird as hell" and went back to cleaning the house. The sun was about almost out now and I decided that I wanted to go home, while she was cleaning I blasted "Fur Elise" on the TV at max volume, took the bottle of seasoned salt, and ran out of the back door leaving the door open. She later texted me asking me if everything was alright but I decided to ever answer her. Am I a bad friend guys?