the funniest crap me and my friends have said pt 2, tell me which quote is ur fav

River69 3/23/2024 09:26 pm 88

tw violent and sexual

(btw when some of it is bolded that is 2 different people)

*flips my hat off and holds a toy thermometer to my head* "you are fatally dying"

"your my little discord UwU kitten"

"call me daddy"

"shut up and put your finger back in your nose"

"i swear to god if you say L one more time im gonna kill you" "L" *runs*

*flips bird, dabs, runs off* "what did i just witness?"

*twerking* "what are you doing?" "im having fun, thats what im doing"

"your hair looks like fruit punch kool aid, im gonna drink it"

"your gonna be a str!pper some day"

"give me my pencil back right now you fuckin twink or i'll do your mom"

"what are you talking about? i have a great gaydar!"

"guys im ordering the bluey cookbook on amazon"

"would you like a wiener?" *hands fake hot dog from the play kitchen* "ahh yes, thank you" *puts it in the teapot*

"is that the oh yeah man???" *genuinely offended* "YOU MEAN THE KOOL AID MAN???"