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Deleted Account 5/9/2022 04:37 am 945

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Welcome to the Underground
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
If you wanna look around
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
We don't see humans often
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters what I just brought in
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Can it, Sans, no time for banter
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
You're just lazy and apathetic
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Another bad joke and I'm finished with him
We are monsters, the awfullest kind
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
Humans betrayed us and left us burnin'
One day we'll make our way back to the surface
Through all your travels, your sins will follow
Your consequences aren't easy to swallow
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Really, Sans?
GIVE
The last line of the chorus is a pun?
US YOUR
You, imbecile! That was very... clever
BALLS
You're stuck in the Underground
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Good luck ever getting out
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
You could show mercy to us
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Is your heart full of evil
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
I, the great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Brilliant, Sans, that will leave him befuddled
I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Stop it Sans! I'm done with the jokin'
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
I am the mastermind, he's my accomplice
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
You might even decide to start talkin' to flowers
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone
Someday I'll join the Royal Guard
When I catch this child, can it be that hard?
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
I get so bored, I amuse myself
Down here in the Underground
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
We wanted to tell you now
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
If you survive this prison
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Don't mess around with monsters
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Ha!
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble
When I stump you with some Junior Jumble
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
Alas, I'll hit him with my special attack
Leave me alone!
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
One more pun, and I'll be done
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
We can relate to your determination
Because we monsters have our motivations
You know your story's already been told
We can play again if you sell your soul
GIVE US YOUR BALLS
I'll find any skeletons inside your closet
Who's the real monster? Now you should know
You've cut this story down to the bone

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May 10, 2022 12:38 pm

okay here you go *hands over a bag of basketballs*

  • Nameless
May 10, 2022 12:37 pm

@bugz_doez_kandi: *casually rips off balls and gives them* pleasure doing business with you

  • bugz_doez_kandi
May 10, 2022 12:28 pm

@Nameless: alright


gives animal crackers



please hand em over

  • Nameless
May 10, 2022 11:53 am
  • bugz_doez_kandi
May 10, 2022 4:31 am
@bl00dy_b4nd41dzz: hand em over
  • bugz_doez_kandi
May 10, 2022 4:31 am

@Nameless: i have animal crackers

May 9, 2022 5:30 pm

what if im trans... and dont have balls yet...

  • 13Killz
May 9, 2022 4:42 pm

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May 9, 2022 4:39 pm

THIS IS GREAT

May 9, 2022 4:13 pm

*detaches balls*