dumb thing your school admins have done? / funny school stories?

early_ssunsets 2/24/2022 06:36 am 1861

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TeddyBear
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Mar 7, 2022 5:53 pm

My old middle school had a giant sticker on the floor of one of the busiest hallways that said "[name of school] pride" on it. There was only room for one person to stand on either side of the sticker and if you stepped on it you'd get detention for "stepping on the school's pride". This was taken very seriously yet when I transferred mid-year nobody told me about it until I stepped on it and my friends all gasped Thankfully no teachers seen but it really freaked me out and I never touched it again

KrYpT1D_KitT1Ez_00w00
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Mar 2, 2022 9:39 pm

Some kidz were throwing those lil firecraker thingys on tha ground in the locker room, and one went off rite by my shoe >:[[[[ scared the shite outta meezzz

This one betch tried fighting my friend, who was a lot shorter than themz, and got their buttz kicked was there cheering them on the whole timesz! (tho I woulda stepped in if they started to get beat lel)

toothrot
Member

Mar 2, 2022 5:08 pm

tw for su!cide n yelling

was talking abt one of our school lessons (a big fire) n how if you jumped from the second story youd probably survive

my teacher told the principal n stuff n they started yelling at me asking what i said n how they could check the cameras to see if i was lying

only when they called my mom to ask if i was safe to go home on the bus did i realise what they were talking abt n implying

harpersaquesadilla
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Mar 2, 2022 3:36 pm

tw for guns and assault

we went into a lockdown (they did say it wasn’t a drill, but they never said what for) where you have to turn off the lights, close the blinds, and sit in a corner that isn’t visible through windows. my friend thought it was a good idea to open and look through the blinds when our teacher left to see what was going on (she didn’t find out) we could’ve died that day

someone put pictures of danny devito on all of the bathroom lockers

a video went around on snapchat of a boy and a girl making out in the band locker room. i had to tell the principal who showed it to me and they had to show her the video. i never would have expected to get a pda lecture from my choir teacher but here we are

this kid in my choir class assaulted my friend who is also in that class, long story short his whole schedule got switched and i haven’t talked to him since

there was a whole ordeal where a girl i know almost got sent to a mental hospital, she gets called out of class early a lot now

someone wore a shirt with dababy screen printed on it

my best friend’s ex got into a fight and was choked with a chair, he disappeared for three months after that and now is, sadly, back at school

my ex/current crush, my best friend, me, and someone who loves to make jokes about my ex (but hasn’t ever interacted with her) are all doing track, that’s bound to be fun

my computer science teacher makes furry jokes

once heard a homophobic boy say “oh i’d for sure make out with him” when a girl started talking about her brother

my school is weird man

gr4veyardz
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Mar 2, 2022 3:11 pm

1. kept my deadname (birth middle name) on the roll which resulted in someone saying it to my entire school

2. assigned me a locker in the girl's locker room and ignored me when i asked to move to the boy's (the gendered locker rooms are pointless btw. no-one gets dressed or anything, it's just where ppl keep their bags and stuff)

TheBeadWiz
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Mar 2, 2022 3:05 pm

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: SORRY I FORGOT TO CLARIFY THAT THERE IS A STITCH THERE NOW.

boogiewoogiekandi
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Mar 1, 2022 7:42 am

tw: su1c1d3, s3lf h4rm

this one bitch told the teacher andy was in the bathroom trying to kill himself and he told the vice principal and shes like "u sh in there? u use ur pins for sh?" (andy has a black mask with chains and safety pins) like shes asking so many personal questions and month later same bitch student tells vp xe are wanting to kill people and he gets an out of school suspension for 2 days -Blitzo

maverickzz
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Mar 1, 2022 7:40 am

I got on a steam pirating website and got it banned i once got on my Advanced (GRC) teacher's laptop and downloaded an emulator of Pokemon X & Y, so...