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compost_in_training 1/18/2022 12:57 pm 515

post any advice you have about anything here ^^

i'll start

itstead of saying "im lgbtq+" say "im illegal in 72 coutries"

make it a threat

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crazycookiemp3
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Jan 18, 2022 3:15 pm

instead of "epic fail" say "catastrophic error"

natluvscats688
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Jan 18, 2022 3:07 pm

tw uh mvrder

is it just me or do yall take tips from crime shows that murderers messed up and keep it in mind in case you ever decide to..... do it....?

like some important things r

-hair cap/net or shave all ur hair on ur body beforehand and cover ur hair so u leave absolutely no dna

-gloves obvi

-wear someone else's shoes/get shoes w very strong rubber soles and slice off the tracks to leave no shoe marks

-that tiktok that says that 7u an inject some1 with potassium to mimic symptoms of a heart attack

-just watch the movie 'the lovely bones' because he literally gets away with susie salmons death so easily (plus its just a good movie, my aunt saved it for me so i could watch it when i went up north to see her, they just took it off Netflix but I'm sure u can find it somewhere)

natluvscats688
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Jan 18, 2022 3:00 pm

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: technically if u have fake id's in all 72 of those countries ur illegal for more than 1 reason and you're technically a person living there if you have an id or fake birth certificate from there

natluvscats688
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Jan 18, 2022 2:59 pm

idk how to make this into a threat anfdugfweidnufe actually idc about advice anymore help me make this into a threat:

my friend asked me out today and i don't know how to feel (whether the next part is part of the threat or not doesn't matter) because ive liked them on and off for like a year and a half maybe more but I'm taken and don't rlly want to date another person because I'm very in love with my partner and they make me very happy and i kinda just wanna b with them

roadkill66
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Jan 18, 2022 2:38 pm

@jUggal0_pUppY: no no, u hide the body in a cemetery, bury it in sum random spot, nobody is gonna suspect anything if its in a cemetery at the most theyll think it was a mess-up burial or sum cuz there obvi wont b a tombstone

or jus deep in the forest, bury em under a tree like wayyyyyyyyy off a trail unless ur somebody like me who goes exploring off the trails a lot, nobody gonna find it <3