Any other kandi criminals out there (caps)

Tobi_kun 11/24/2021 07:37 pm 3013

I just want friends who have been to jdc and will laugh and joke about their time there. Anytime I mention I've been to juvie everyone is like "OMG WOW! WHATS IT LIKE? OMG UR A CRIMINAL? WHAT DID U DO HAHA? WAS THE FOOD BAD? OMG!!!" Like calm down bro. And anyone I've met that has a criminal record is just so...thuggy. I dont need that

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Tobi_kun
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Nov 24, 2021 8:44 pm

@rotten_meat: ODJSSJHSBS HER SHIT?!?! OH GOD. the craziest thing that happened to me in the psych ward was this chick was in there for sh and had stitches. And randomly during group therapy she fucking yanked her stitches out and just started like, violently bleeding all over the floor. And this one dude threw those like 75 pound chairs at one of the nurses. He was 11. I cant even move that shit. He picked it up and just yeeted it. A king <3

rotten_meat
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Nov 24, 2021 9:16 pm

@Tobi_kun: won't even lie, sent me back to crying while my grandpa screamed at me to do 5x7 in my head <333 ah, old people. Shouldn't be allowed to exist.

ALSO THAT WASNT EVEN THE WORST OF IT- ONE GIRL TRIED TO STAB ME WITH A PEN BECAUSE I SAID "don't @ me" THEN PROCEEDED TO RIP THE BOLTED DOWN BED AND NIGHTSTAND OFF THE FLOORS, DRAGGED THEM DOWN THE STAIRS AND LEFT IT THERE. THEN SHE TRASHED THE ENTIRE COMMON ROOM---- THEN TRIED TO THROW SAID NIGHTSTAND AT THE DOOR (we had a lockdown protocol for these things, so we were locked inside of a room w/staff while someone came to grab the person freaking TF out) AND TRIED TO BREAK THE LOCK TO GET TO ME- there was citrus jello all over the fucking floor and it smelled like sweat and blood

Tobi_kun
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Nov 24, 2021 9:25 pm

@rotten_meat: oh god. I was chilling in the common room, watching fucking hello kitty and I hear moaning from one of the roomie rooms. It was quiet time but the nurses liked me so I was allowed out. I thought nothing of it and went back to watching my show. And it got louder. So obviously I lacked the common sense that could have saved me immense trauma. I open the door like "hey hannah,hey cadence,y'all good queens" AND THEYRE FUCKING! They are fucking having lesbian seggs during quiet time. On the floor. And another time we were having hot cocoa and this dude just fucking poured it down his pants. Like an entire thing of lava hot cocoa and just...didnt change. Like he was used to that shit.

rotten_meat
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Nov 24, 2021 9:34 pm

@Tobi_kun: I'm literally so happy for the hot cocoa guy, living his best life with his choclate balls IG- he was just flavoring them for later, ain't no shame

Tobi_kun
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Nov 24, 2021 9:43 pm

@rotten_meat: hes like five levels above us in the food chain. He knows what's up.

Tobi_kun
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Nov 24, 2021 9:55 pm

@Tobi_kun: 5his one time I was chilling during group therapy and we are making our little bead shit. The ones you iron and this kid just like stands up,walks out with the fucking bucket, and dumps it. Then they start crying and picking them up by color. But the colors were all funky. And then after like 2 minutes,a few nurses come out and are like "wtf!?" And the kid just gave up on their task and walks to their room,comes out with their spare clothes and starts stuffing all the pockets with the beads. And everyone is just like ...wha-. They weren't hurting anyone so the nurses let them be. Then another time there was like 34 of us in there and we moved all the tables,grabbed 6 sets of uno cards and played uno. But this is the phsyc ward. People are insane. The blank cards were like draw 200 and shit. And you had to do it. Very strange people. One of my exes,I met her in the mental hospital. I broke up with her and she did not take it well. At all. Like...a t a l l

rotten_meat
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Nov 24, 2021 10:43 pm

@Tobi_kun: the thought of some random kid just calmly and serenely dumping a bucket of PERLER beads and then crying hysterically is just fucking hilarious and I'm going to hell for it

Also spill the tea, I feel the violent need to know everything about you in a very not creepy wa

Tobi_kun
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Nov 24, 2021 11:58 pm

@rotten_meat: okay so like I didnt like where the relationship was going and in a very calm matter I'm like "hey...uh we need to break up I don't think this is what I want" and shes like "okay" and walks away. I thought it went well. But my friend ash walks up to me and they're like "bro wtf did u do to n(her first initial) shes been crying in the bathroom all period!?" And I'm like oh shit...she didnt take it well. She apparently cried like the while day. I felt bad. Then I find out she got Baker acted and was in the mental hospital cuz she relapsed. So I felt terrible obv. Then she comes back like 3 weeks later and went thru that after breakup glow up thing but was a total bitch to me. Uh she was a little obsessed during the relationship and like I'm poly right. And I was like "hey n?you maybe wanna try out a poly relationship?" And she got really mad and was like "no why would I date anyone else. It's me and you moss<3" and take just really weird. She dated a couple of my friends that reminded her of me and yuh. Shes not in the cool kids club