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My answers would be:

1. “Yeah I drink juice when i’m killin’ cuz itz fuckin’ delicious!” - Black Dragon Fighting Society by MCR

“I do it for the girls and the gays thatz it, the queens and the queers, yeah, they’re loving my shit” - Yummy by Ayesha Erotica

Just the entirety of Leviathan by LeATHERMØUTH

2. they’re swag, the pickle juice is gross tho

3. last year somebody was being racist towards one of my friends so i threw a big paper ball at him and he said sarcastically “why r u littering??” And i responded with “sorry didn’t mean to throw that at you, with all that garbage ur talking i guess i mixed up you and the trash” (itz kinda cringy im not good with insults bavshshsm)

4. Jacksepticeye, The Queer Kiwi, Kneecaps, and Jamie Dodger!

5. “Idk bro- that Parmesan looks kinda lesbian to me”

1. "oh, i'm crying now.. authentic tears" (touch-tone telephone by lemon demon, specifically starting at 1:23 because i made so many jokes i memorized iT-)

2. i love them, but only them alone, i cant stand them if theyre on anything

3. i cant remember, but yesterday i made a joke about how my brother still had to participate in "field day" even though he's virtual, and i said something about him having to play tug o war with the dogs

4. i genuinely have no idea, i just watch stuff that looks interesting and dont typically stick to any-

5. not overheard, but i did see someone's proclamation of love scratched into the bathroom stall and the person who wrote it signed off with their full name, which i found hilariouS-

edit: i still couldnt think of an insult, but i remembered a weird threat if that counts! my friend got me with a dn joke, so i threatened to (possible TW? i go into a little too much detail jkdhfs) cut a hole into my friend's face with a kitchen knife and leave it there as she suffers in an abandoned shack in the forest as a jokE-

1. "I feel strangely regular but honestly I prefer it to the usual bizarre; damn that oxymoron" and "This suit doesn't fit me, I made it myself counterfeitly" both from the only house that's not on fire (yet) by lemon demon
2. I don't think i've ever eaten one? but they look super gross.
3. i don't know the cleverest joke or insult i've ever come up with, but one time when i was 3 i called my mom "horrible and dusty" and honestly? that's kind of an iconic insult /j.
4. i mostly watch whatever video essays are in my reccomended, not any specific channels. i also watch most dsmp members.
5. honestly? i don't remember anything interesting i've overheard

"not quite the guy id have chose to be, but when she's standing so close to me, I think I like her plan" from take it like a man (from legally blonde the musical)

pickles are yuck

idk I kind of just call people stupid lol (speaking of the legally blonde theme "nobody had called me butthead since the third grade" LMAO)

i like sam and ryan, kathrine steele, amy lovatt, and caitie diaries (if u couldn't tell,im a theatre kid lol)

in 5th grade, a kid was vaping in the bathroom during state testing

1. "i want you to be here, but please don't come near" from despair by leo and "all my emotions feel like explosions when you are around" from line without a hook by ricky montgomery

2. pickles are good i rlly like them

3. i used to call people uncooked saltshakers?? its creative ig, but not that clever

4. a bunch of mcyts, and hi5 studios/spellbound inc channels!

5. this boy was talking to our health teacher last year about our english teacher and he said "she gives us so much work we think she's going senile"