pretend ur a middle age karen mom or something

catnoirmybeloved 4/12/2022 05:00 pm 20357

my kids, james samuel (15) and sarah-may leigh (16), are always talking about tick-tack and air-phones

i have no idea what they’re talking about!

does anybody else have these problems?

bringing them to the next bible study for some jesus! #WAP #ILOVEJESUS

XOXO Shaeryn-Karen Smith-Brown

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tony_maroj
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Apr 13, 2022 2:15 pm

@3DS: don't forget about me, dearie! I'm coming over too! I may need some of that special smoothie!

Wii
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Apr 13, 2022 1:58 pm

@bugz_doez_kandi: of course! i'll bring over some fresh kale and oranges so you too can protect yourself against those harmful 5g waves. what is your favorite christian tv show? mine is 'Marrying under Jesus.' Those church marriages make me wish i could re-divorce my husband! yes, if you didn't know, me and Kyle Lyle Mark David Eli McDonald-McCormick have divorced twice and we remarried for the third time just last week! best hubby ever, if you see this i love you my little kylie-lylie xoxo

- Crystala Metha Neighlie-McDonald-McCormick

tony_maroj
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Apr 13, 2022 1:58 pm

@Cavity_: @bugz_doez_kandi: and I'll bring my prize winning peach cobbler to go along with!

First place winner 6 years running and undefeated at the Roselily County Fair!

2nd place went to Mrs. Jennings the preacher's wife!

Cavity_
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Apr 13, 2022 1:32 pm

@bugz_doez_kandi: We're all meeting up at my place this weekend already. But next weekend is great!! I'll bring tmy famous peach tea!! (which I'll be serving at our meetup) xx - Charlotte Ann Mcbath

- (Etsuko (He/It/Scissors/Tooth))

Cavity_
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Apr 13, 2022 1:29 pm

@milkiimoony: omg love the last name

bugz_doez_kandi
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Apr 13, 2022 1:21 pm

anybody wanna meet up at my house after church this sunday?? we can make casserole and watch christian tv #wap #girlboss #livelaughlove #jesus #god

j4sp3r_thek4nd1_k1d
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Apr 13, 2022 1:18 pm

@kandi_dj23: these pronounces are getting out of hand! what the heckity frick is z-ze/zer!?!??! are we aliens!!!

kandi_dj23
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Apr 13, 2022 1:11 pm

@3DS: yes, let us sacrifice the child with blue hair and pronounce !!!!!!!!!!! #WAP#girlboss#praythegayaway#cispride

j4sp3r_thek4nd1_k1d
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Apr 13, 2022 1:09 pm

@3DS: Oh! And my youngest son, timothy Jamison mark told me that he has a crush on a boy in his second-grade class.. he's only 6! how could he know he's not straight! kids shouldn't make their own decisions! Sincerly,

Mary ann cocaine-meth

Wii
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Apr 13, 2022 1:02 pm

@kandi_dj23: excuse you!! sun god!? i'll have you know we believe in one god, the father almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all things visible and invisible, blah blah blah i forgor the rest, amen.

anyways, im sure god wouldnt mind a (possibly) virgin sacrifice. Let me know if you'd like to team up! xx

- Crystala Neighlie-McCormick

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pretend ur a middle age karen mom or something

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