give me funny school stories

josuyasu 3/28/2022 03:12 pm 1577

im bored i need a good laugh

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vamp1re_v0m1t
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Mar 28, 2022 3:16 pm

one time i was in biology and we were doing a liver enzyme test with hydrogen peroxide. the enzyme breaks down the h2o2 into water and oxygen, so I decided mm pure oxygen and went to sniff the reaction (like a dumbass bc in chemistry experiments ur supposed to waft). while I was sniffing the test tube, one of my lab mates said rawr xd in a weird voice and i exhaled strongly through my nose and liver juice went everywhere

catnoirmybeloved
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Mar 28, 2022 3:17 pm

one time i was walking back to class from the bathroom and an fboy came charging down the hall with two ponytails. one on the front of his head, one on the back of his head. it was really funny

also the same kid brought a wheelbarrow to school bc it was anything but a backpack day for spirit week

2 weeks ago, a kid from texas moved to my school (massachusetts) and he didn’t know what mcas was- it never occurred to me that other states don’t do it. he said “what’s mcas?? is it a test??” mans like panicked

in elementary school a kid pissed his pants at lunch

crazycookiemp3
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Mar 28, 2022 3:22 pm

i farted very loudly in class in 5ht grade during silent reading and then started crying lmao

funny part is that my friend wont let that go

catnoirmybeloved
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Mar 28, 2022 3:24 pm

@Idiotic_Elliot: LMAO

crazycookiemp3
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Mar 28, 2022 3:27 pm

@catnoirmybeloved: :crying but laughing:

boogiewoogiekandi
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Mar 28, 2022 3:35 pm

we told our german teacher we were making him a 9 -10 foot nico from nicos weg cardboard cutout and he said "so hes taller than lady dimitrescu???" made my heart stop lmfao -onyx

Gr1ndc0regh0ul
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Mar 28, 2022 4:00 pm

i have a ton bc living out in the country is pretty much the laughing stock of america. so, in the boys bathroom there was a WHOLE BAG OF MILK IN THERE. LIKE ONE OF THOSE GALLON ZIPLOCK BAGS. this might not be a funny story to some ppl, but it’s funny to me, this one time during an event at my school this girl slammed her hand into a door and claimed she had a “panic attack” when there was no blood not even a dent on it. pretty sure she was doing it for attention. at the latest school dance we had, someone stuck a pad to the mirror in the girls bathroom and drew a pentagram around it with red lipstick. at one school dance, these two kids got high in the bathroom and one of em just started rolling around in the grass. at another school dance, two girls were doin the no no lesbian style. i probably have a lot more i just cannot remember them.

pmknz
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Mar 28, 2022 4:31 pm

@vamp1re_v0m1t: EWWWWW

pmknz
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Mar 28, 2022 4:33 pm

some kid pooped his pants but he didntt know so he walked around for like half the day without people telling him that he did.

bugz_doez_kandi
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Mar 28, 2022 4:51 pm

(tw: cursing, suggestive material, caps)

our school is filled with drugs, dumb people, and other shit so i have a few

1. one time this other kid was calling us slurs and was like "at least i'm not gay like you guys" and then we all had to remind him that he legit fucked a guy in the school bathroom in 6th grade, and a few of us were there including me. so in 6th grade me and a few other people from my class watched 2 guys have sex and give eachother bjs in the upstairs bathroom

2. this one time during free read (which is silent btw) this one kid farted, just leaned over and farted. the loudest, longest fart i have ever heard in my entire life. while the class is dead silent. this fart was at least 25 seconds long. he just kept farting. and then all of us just sat there while this kid just leans over in his chair during free read and fartsbro it smelled so bad and nobody could concentrate because we were all trying to not laugh. and then he was like "you guys are so immature" BITCH YOU LITERALLY JUST LET OUT A STRAIGHT FART FOR 25 SECONDS WHILE ITS DEAD SILENT HOW ELSE ARE YOU EXPECTING US TO REACT

3. these two other "straight homophobic" guys just made out at the dance while groping each others asses. we all stood around in a circle and watched them. while this was happening the song barbie girl was playing.

4. one time in science, i was talking to my teacher about how me and my sister used to roast pinecones over the fire. then my teacher was like "well you're actually helping the pinecones reproduce by spreading the spores." then my friend just goes "OMG WHY ARE YOU WATCHING PINECONE SEX" the room was dead silent and i still haven't gotten over it. they also yelled at me to "TURN THE GODDAMN PAGE" while the whole class is silent as well. my face was so red

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