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i have a ton bc living out in the country is pretty much the laughing stock of america. so, in the boys bathroom there was a WHOLE BAG OF MILK IN THERE. LIKE ONE OF THOSE GALLON ZIPLOCK BAGS. this might not be a funny story to some ppl, but it’s funny to me, this one time during an event at my school this girl slammed her hand into a door and claimed she had a “panic attack” when there was no blood not even a dent on it. pretty sure she was doing it for attention. at the latest school dance we had, someone stuck a pad to the mirror in the girls bathroom and drew a pentagram around it with red lipstick. at one school dance, these two kids got high in the bathroom and one of em just started rolling around in the grass. at another school dance, two girls were doin the no no lesbian style. i probably have a lot more i just cannot remember them.

@catnoirmybeloved: :crying but laughing:

i farted very loudly in class in 5ht grade during silent reading and then started crying lmao

funny part is that my friend wont let that go

one time i was in biology and we were doing a liver enzyme test with hydrogen peroxide. the enzyme breaks down the h2o2 into water and oxygen, so I decided mm pure oxygen and went to sniff the reaction (like a dumbass bc in chemistry experiments ur supposed to waft). while I was sniffing the test tube, one of my lab mates said rawr xd in a weird voice and i exhaled strongly through my nose and liver juice went everywhere