give me funny school stories

josuyasu 3/28/2022 03:12 pm 1571

im bored i need a good laugh

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plurzombie
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Mar 28, 2022 6:18 pm

in third grade i was ready to put in my lunch pin in the lunch line but I slipped on a grape and fell back, I dont remember much else but I was able to have a whole lunchroom to myself to eat my lunch considering the next class wouldnt come for quite some time

transmascichigo
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Mar 28, 2022 5:18 pm

during math i ripped a mega fart and everyone laughed but nobody knew it was me and everyone blamed it on this one kid next to me

j4sp3r_thek4nd1_k1d
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Mar 28, 2022 5:09 pm

once i was walking to class and my school has a outdoor courtyard wear people can sit for lunch, and I was passing a group of boys and they yelled "GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled back "IM A DUDE BUT SURE!!"

bugz_doez_kandi
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Mar 28, 2022 5:02 pm

@weezerfan: yes

josuyasu
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Mar 28, 2022 5:00 pm

@pmknz: oh naw

josuyasu
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Mar 28, 2022 4:59 pm

ok now i have one - today these two guys were laughing really hard to the point where they almost cried, so of course i asked them why and they whispered in y ear that the had just remembered their elementry school teacher always had a c@m3l t0e and that she only had them on wednesdays and fridays, which was really specific but it made me laugh really hard

Mush_bRainz
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Mar 28, 2022 4:58 pm

old English teacher made us write about an std of our choice so I chose crabs and opened with "not the lice you get on your head, but the lice you get from giving head" she thought it was funny

got kinda high on finals week and had no idea how to do the math on the math final so some girl said she would give me her notes which I thought was a discreet way of letting me copy off her so I wrote all her answers down without looking only to look back at the end and realize they actually were just her notes. So I was still at square one.

my psych teacher walked into the school bathroom to see me shotgunning a bang while one of my friend laid across the top of the stalls chanting "chug it motherfucker"

jamiee
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Mar 28, 2022 4:56 pm

@bugz_doez_kandi: 25 SECONDS???

bugz_doez_kandi
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Mar 28, 2022 4:51 pm

(tw: cursing, suggestive material, caps)

our school is filled with drugs, dumb people, and other shit so i have a few

1. one time this other kid was calling us slurs and was like "at least i'm not gay like you guys" and then we all had to remind him that he legit fucked a guy in the school bathroom in 6th grade, and a few of us were there including me. so in 6th grade me and a few other people from my class watched 2 guys have sex and give eachother bjs in the upstairs bathroom

2. this one time during free read (which is silent btw) this one kid farted, just leaned over and farted. the loudest, longest fart i have ever heard in my entire life. while the class is dead silent. this fart was at least 25 seconds long. he just kept farting. and then all of us just sat there while this kid just leans over in his chair during free read and fartsbro it smelled so bad and nobody could concentrate because we were all trying to not laugh. and then he was like "you guys are so immature" BITCH YOU LITERALLY JUST LET OUT A STRAIGHT FART FOR 25 SECONDS WHILE ITS DEAD SILENT HOW ELSE ARE YOU EXPECTING US TO REACT

3. these two other "straight homophobic" guys just made out at the dance while groping each others asses. we all stood around in a circle and watched them. while this was happening the song barbie girl was playing.

4. one time in science, i was talking to my teacher about how me and my sister used to roast pinecones over the fire. then my teacher was like "well you're actually helping the pinecones reproduce by spreading the spores." then my friend just goes "OMG WHY ARE YOU WATCHING PINECONE SEX" the room was dead silent and i still haven't gotten over it. they also yelled at me to "TURN THE GODDAMN PAGE" while the whole class is silent as well. my face was so red