give me funny school stories

josuyasu 3/28/2022 03:12 pm 1572

im bored i need a good laugh

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itswhackadoodletime
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Mar 29, 2022 6:25 am

In religion class I guess some kids were drawing dicks on the wall and the religion teacher came and screamed at them (6th grade)

there were these two boys who would make out in math class in the same corner whenever we did worksheets and some girl started drawing ship art of them (6th grade)

There’s a stall in the girls bathroom that says “caca” all over it

There’s more but I forget, so I’ll update later when I remember

elythesilly
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Mar 29, 2022 6:04 am

my friends and I are allowed to go to the fitness center (thank you teachers for allowing us to all go there, they know we don’t like the sports). I was apparently in charge of them all (idk the gym teacher just said *deadname* you’re in charge of them”) . Anyways, we’re always very stupid in there. We did a lot of stuff in there but my favorite one is when we all were bored and turned a treadmill to speed 12 and compared it to a car or a truck, then my friend A decided to put her shoe on it and it launched and hit the wall. That caused my other friend E got a bit scared (I do feel bad for her, but we (including her) all had a good laugh after that) and hid under a thing just tall enough for her to kneel and curl up under (I’m unsure what it was but it was like a table thing that we all did parkour on).

I miss that group.

I’m sad 2/4 of us had to get separated after the quarter changed. At least I still have A in my gym period

XAlexX
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Mar 29, 2022 5:59 am

@catnoirmybeloved: HAHAHAHAHAH

XAlexX
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Mar 29, 2022 5:52 am

@Funky_Penilian: omg us too we have a new vice principal shes a karen literally

theamazingkarnak
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Mar 29, 2022 5:52 am

there's this stall in the girls bathroom where a bunch of girls (mainly my friends) drew fnaf characters, one of them drew a giant picture of michael's sprite w abs and a drawing of purple guy (also with abs) and there's just tiny doodles of fnaf characters. I kinda wanna join in and draw lolbit or smth but i dont wanna get in trouble

edit: oh and once on halloween this kid came to school in a banana costume and was like "this is my real form" and every time he saw a kid eating a banana at lunch he would pretend to be sad and be like "WHY R U EATING MY PEOPLE NOOOO" and it was very funny, plus these 2 kids came in godzilla costumes and the whole day they were threatening to fight each other to see who was the "true godzilla", they were joking tho

TotallyTurbo
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Mar 29, 2022 5:15 am

we have a really strict new assistant principal and she put all of these new rules in place and now acts like she owns the place. Anyways, so one day i had to fix my pants at lunch bc they were being weird, i stood up for about 2 seconds and she runs over and yells at me for standing up, when i tried to explain she said she didn't want to hear it and threatened detention. dude i wanted to knock her crooked teeth back in place fr.

Anttito_
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Mar 28, 2022 6:54 pm

the other day the teachers lost a bet, they had to play football against the “cuartos” (those guys from the last school year). The best thing is that the teachers won like 5 to 3

I the have a video too

Anttito_
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Mar 28, 2022 6:49 pm

I heated my food on the radiators at school, the best part of the story is that my friends followed me we were all heating the “empanadas” in the radiators and I have a photo

that's calls living in a third world country pero las empanadas quedaron re wenas, tuvo weno ese 18

Shaggy2_Dogg
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Mar 28, 2022 6:25 pm

(I wanna say this was in early middle school??)

One day in social studies class a very silent test was going on, like not even the scratching of pencils could be heard. All of a sudden from the front of the room from teachers walkie talkie. the booming voice of the vice principal could be loudly heard saying "Janitor, they're is something sticky in the boys bathroom"

Safe to say the class could not be controlled n my friend and I both randomly quote it when it is quiet XD