Roasts

Qubiem 5/4/2022 03:16 pm 1162

I Need To Roast My Friends Help Me LOL If you have roasts insert roasts here

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May 5, 2022 1:29 pm

@catpawzz: @stonekiss: LMAOO these are literal good

May 5, 2022 12:49 pm

@Funky_Penilian: PLEASES IMS LAUGJNG SO HARlaugh

May 5, 2022 10:59 am

"i'm gonna fuck your mom/dad and give them a child they actually love"

May 5, 2022 10:32 am

okay do this if you want to MESS with them because its pretty mean , but if your the mean friend this will work

if your friend is talking and asks you if your listening say as deadpan sarcastic as possible " hm oh yeah thats so interesting keep talking i am definitely listening "

OR

if they make a bad joke go " wow ur so funny * name* "

then pretend it didnt happen

IT ALWAYS WORKS

May 5, 2022 7:48 am

go fuck urself, becuz no one is gonna do it for u lol

May 5, 2022 7:27 am

Best Insults To Use In Fight

  • doodoohead
  • nerd
  • dingus
  • you stink
  • where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you're a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
  • Diaper Man
May 5, 2022 6:49 am

"your parents probably change the subject when someone asks about you"

"bros built like an improper fraction"

-cronus

May 5, 2022 6:37 am

@13Killz: np!

May 4, 2022 7:56 pm

your mom jokes get real personal if you met the mother in question is all I'm saying

May 4, 2022 6:15 pm

well YOUR FACE is _____

thats not what your mom said last night devil

Your mom... *devious glint in eye* and your dad *crowd goes wild*

fart face

diaper man