cw: caps/cussing (eggmans anncouncement)

I now present, eggmans announcement but from my memory:

"Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the Heagehog is a ******** M**********R, he p**sed on my f**king wife, thats right, he took his heagehog f**king quilly d**k out and he p**sed on my f**king wife and he said his d**k was T H I S B I G and i said thats disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter.com, shadow the heagehog youve gotta small d**k, its the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what, heres what my dong looks like *insert explosion effect* thats right baby, tall points, no quils, no pillows, look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong, he f**ked my wife so guess what, im gonna f**k the earth, thats right this is what you get, my super laser p**sed, expet im not gonna p**s on the earth, im gonna go higher, IM ****ING ON THE MOOOOOONN *insert another exposion* how do you like that obama, i p**sed on the moon you idiot, you have 23 hours before the p**s DRRRRRRROOOOOPPPPPPPLETS hit the the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before i p**s on you too"

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

• Last reply: Dec 14th 8:51 am by SomeRandomPekoKin
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@carbonatedclowns: A is Man On The Moon By R.E.M and B is Trust by Megadeth

• Last reply: Dec 16th 6:41 pm by Dustchain
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nm moon will always be the greatest in my eyes

• Last reply: Dec 18th 4:54 pm by dragonsparkles
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Im actually playing Moon rn!! I bought it over a year ago but never finished it, but I've been hyperfixating on pokemon lately so I've been playing all the pokemon games I have! I've really been liking it so far!

• Last reply: Dec 18th 5:33 pm by Valen_
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moon’s big

• Last reply: Feb 1st 5:45 am by Cavity_
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OHHH MY GOSH I HAVE 3 /pos

i love going to the mall for 3 reasons: hot topic, and the fact there's always kandi kids there :3

1st 2 stories happened in my state.

1 saturday at the mall, i was walking out of box lunch and this person comes up to me and compliments my outfit. i say thanks, and then we ended up walking around the mall together talking it was super fun and i was really sad i had to leave,,, i semi-lost contct with them,,, basically we exchanged emails but they only answer once in a blue moon n its always super short responses also they didnt have a kp at the time and idk if they have one now so uh,,, :[ (i also gave them this shiny bead single)

2nd story,,, another saturday at same mall. i get complimented by a hot topic employee, not just on my kandi but also on my shirt (i was wearing my fosters home for imaginary friends shirt) we talked abt it for a bit. tis was kinda awkward but oh well

and finally, this experience occurred out of state but still

i was at a mall in a different state on vacation and i met ANOTHER person who complimented me. they said they wanted to get into kandi but didn't have the materials to do so i gave them a single! ;] they thanked me and i went to go sit down outside of the store we were in. when i got outside,i sat on a bench, they cam ut of the store and we waved at each other, and then a few minutes later they say down next to me and we talked! we're actually still in contact thankfully :,) and they're getting beads for christmas so WOOOOOO-

im so sorry that was so long i just love telling these stories :,3

• Last reply: Dec 24th 1:20 pm by melancholyskittle
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mines r definitely the sun/moon one and glamrock freddy!! (also no spoilers i'm watching markiplier play but i'm still on his second video of it)

• Last reply: Dec 23rd 6:18 pm by comfort_kitten
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sun n moon hold a place in my heart

• Last reply: Dec 23rd 6:18 pm by comfort_kitten
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i would have to say glamrock freddy, sun/moon, and glamrock chica!! i really didn't expect to like glamrock chica at all, but after seeing more of her, i really ended up liking her <3

• Last reply: Dec 23rd 6:18 pm by comfort_kitten
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circus baby used to be my favourite but ever since i saw the trailer for security breach, the daycare ***istant (sun & moon) has been my favourite

• Last reply: Dec 23rd 12:06 pm by sugar_honey_icedtea
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sun, moon, and Glamrock Freddy

• Last reply: Dec 23rd 6:18 pm by comfort_kitten
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* uhhh, if we did talk, sans, sundrop/sunnydrop/sun, slime, skeleton man, slimy skeleton lego brick with sticks and twigs for bones and 7 hearts (aka, sslbst7, there is context behind this i swear heh-), star, moon, i think that it? i'll probably remember more later : )

• Last reply: Dec 29th 7:03 am by kira
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He would be so much fun to play with and just have a fun time with! I feel like he would be the type of person I could be a kid around and not get made fun of for being immature
(when he turns into the moon guy he is a lil scary im gonna be honest)

• Last reply: Jan 14th 9:54 am by KorekiyoKandi
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my cats name is moon lol

• Last reply: Dec 30th 12:42 pm by trixabellian
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sundrop:(he/they/sun)(space!)

moondrop: (he/they/moon) and the rest is the same as sundrop lol

-Sundrop+Moondrop

• Last reply: Jan 31st 8:10 pm by xXJustJoking8P
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@KorekiyoKandi: my cats name is moon!

• Last reply: Jan 31st 8:10 pm by xXJustJoking8P
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* i hate chica in most games tbh, but with the lore thing, i find it fun to watch timelines of it every once in a while (like i've not touched this fandom in years so it was refreshing and all) but i don't force myself to keep up with it, if anything, i pick a character i like and follow that lore (like daycare attendant/moon/sun!).
* the theories are hella fun sometimes but yeah, i can see your point, after watching a lot of them, they seem to crawl for any form of evidence for their theories which i am worried about their mental health for

• Last reply: Jan 3rd 11:36 pm by JJustJoshingYa
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sun and moon drop from fnaf security breach!

• Last reply: Jan 4th 5:31 pm by Ciitrusfriiiend
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could u do sun + moon from fnaf??

• Last reply: Jan 4th 12:18 pm by My_Melodys_Kandi
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Sun and Moon from security breach are totally overrated and don't deserve the amount of attention they're getting (also if you simp for them you should actually seek out mental help)

• Last reply: Jan 3rd 11:36 pm by JJustJoshingYa
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@Tenkokinnie: I haven't played sb so I can't really speak of sun and moon, but I think ppl need to stop s3xu@1iz1ng the characters in general its just really annoying tbh like I try to search up my favorite characters (not even just fanart) and all I see is NSFW stuff it's really inappropriate and weird imo I mean I get simping like whatever I can tolerate it but the creepy talk n art is just annoying that's one of my least favorite parts of the Fandom tbh (sorry for the rant lmao)

• Last reply: Jan 3rd 11:36 pm by JJustJoshingYa
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