2 days ago my body somehow allowed some demonic creature to occupy the tip of my nose. Is it a deep pimple? I don't think so, it's more like a blister if anything. I won't get into graphic detail about what comes out of it because the sight of it alone could genuinely make a stoic 80 year old Vietnam war veteran cry. Tomorrow is school and It's only gotten worse as the hours have ticked on.
Not only that but my toenail decided it was time to ruin my life and practically caved in on itself. Today was monday but I had to get work on it done so I didn't attend. Tomorrow I get to wear my thongs (flip flops) and showcase both my narly toe and my abhorrent nostrils to the world.
I'm not religious, but god help me.
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