friend: "he wants to kiss me!" me: "want sum practice pookie?~"
friend: 'I'm going to be professor plume!" me: "isn't he the green one?" friend: "HES PURPLE LIKE A PLUME!?"
"are you positive?" "more positive then a pregnant lady!"
"if u want me to do this, u'll have to suck my right n*t-sack!"
"I've never flown before" friend: "KACHOWWWWWWWW"
Cousin: *walks in my room*"HI POOKIE KINS!!!" friend on my phone "WTF?!"
"im going to my dads" "I can be ur daddy"
"who TF names their bunny CHERYL?!"
"Why are we just moaning at each other?" (me and bff on the phone)
"bread" *moans*
"do u think Garfunkel is into bd*m?!"
my aunt : "THE DINOSAUR POSTER IS A SEWING PATTERN?!"
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