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1. my friend brought a sign he stole from walmart to school once and broke it. it was one of those sale signs with the logo n everything

2. same friend jumped over a nitro ball net n somehow managed to cut his side open and fracture his wrist

3. there are weekly arguments between my crush (who is a girl) and my guy friends over who has a bigger d*ck

4. when my choir teacher told us she was pregnant, my ex-friend whispered in my ear “i hope she miscarries”

5. when i was waiting to get picked up, some incredibly sexist boys walked up to me and said “prove to me that all girls are pretty” n i was like “no? f*ck you” and they got all worked up it was hilarious

6. when the devious licks thing was a trend, someone ripped a whole toilet off of the wall (gotta love middle school bathrooms) and they flooded the whole commons area and music hall with nasty sewer water

7. a video went around on snap of these two kids making out in the band locker room, n i had to go to the principal and tell her who showed it to me ajslksks

8. the “PoPuLaR” kids literally barked so much at people who didn’t dress like them that they had to make rules banning barking. so now my friends and i get meowed at 24/7

that’s all i can think of for now

my school stories hehehehhe

TW//h0m0ph01ia, su1c1de mentions, racism, toxic Christianity, s3xual th3mes, s3lf h4rm

1. I was in my Algebra 1 class(its the weirdest class of the day, only me and two other kids have it, the rest are sophomores we're 8th graders) and this girl comes up to me and goes, "Do you cut yourself?" and I go, "That's none of your business..." and then she just walks away, like she never said a thing-

2. Same class same girl comes up to me and goes, "I bet youre one of em' its. Is that why you wear dog collars?" I just laugh and continue working cuz i thought it was funny at first but then she doesnt leave so I go "Yeah, I use they/it pronouns." and then she goes, "Well, cool see ya later girl" Oh thank you so much Jayden.

3. Theres this guy that comes to our school every month from a Christianity camp. Yes, a christianity camp and talks about what they do there and then a short story from the bible, the first time he came we were talking about something and he's talking about girls and boys, so my friend Kami goes, "What about the its and theys?" and he deadass goes, "Ya'll arent its ya'll are she's and he's." and all the gay kids collectively gasp and ths man gets embarrassed and starts talking abt chicken.

4. Same guy comes again and is talking abt these two men, who formed a strong bond with eachother, he says exactly as follows, "They had a bond so strong, they would do anything for eacother, they would fight wars with eachother. It was almost like marriage. But they werent married, there both guys that's weird." and everyone just stares and a couple laugh. So the rest of the presentation, whenever he'd mention one of the men's father we'd go, "Ha, wish i had a dad."

5. There was this kid in my algebra class who used to say things like, "Hitler knew what he was doing" or "I'm gonna bring a AK-47 and shoot up the school" AND THE TEACHER WOULD DO NOTHING.

6. I was sitting with my friend Corey/Micheal Mell (dont ask, they are literally the embodiment of Micheal Mell from the Be More Chill Musical.) and this kid named SpEnCeR was like, "Are you two GaYyYy" and I just instictlively go, "Did you ask us if we're gay?" then give them a big ol' smooch.

massive tws for mentions of: SA, su1c1d3, harassment, bigots, caps, n swearin

MY SCHOOL IS RLY FUCKIN STARTING TO PISS ME OFF

ok so this has been happenin since tuesday so like a coupla days ago n omfg

THE HEAD PRINCIPAL THINKS IM GONNA LITERALLY GO AROUND N HARM PPL W MY FUCKIN SPIKED COLLAR

thats right

PLASTIC, ROUND AT THE EDGES yeah ok

i cursed him out n kept refusing to take it off i gave him a whole ass speech cuz i fuckin hate this bald ass prick i told him to shut up every time he interrupted me becuz i have ZERO respect for any teachers anymore save for a few

i said n i quote

"ur literally runnin a shitshow this school is a FAILURE. u say ur "pRoTecTiNg tHe 2000 kIdS iN tHiS sChoOL" YET EVERY TIME SOMEBODY IS A PERSON OF COLOR, QUEER, ALTERNATIVE, OR ACADEMICALLY STRUGGLING YOU DONT CARE. ive been s3xu4ally assaulted in this school, threatened w ACTUAL WEAPONS like razorblades n switchblades, told to KMS on a daily basis, CHASED DOWN HALLWAYS W KIDS THREATENING TO KILL ME, harassed on a daily basis... YET every time I FILL OUT UR STUPID LITTLE STATEMENT PAPERS they "magically" get "LOST" AND NOTHING IS DONE AND IM STILL SUFFERING THIS SCHOOL IS LITERALLY SO UNSAFE ANYMORE FOR EVERYBODY N ALL U CARE ABT IS WHAT PPL R WEARING. GO DEAL WITH THE KIDS DESTROYING OTHERS LIVES. I CAN NAME LIKE 4 PPL OFF THE TOP IF MY HEAD STRUGGLING W THEIR HEALTH AND BAD THOUGHTS BECAUSE OF THE ENVIRONMENT YOU PUT THEM IN. literally all of a sudden u decide to target me???? IM QUIET, IM NICE, I TRY TO DO MY WORK, I DONT FIGHT PPL WHY AM I ALL OF A SUDDEN VIEWED AS A "SAFETY HAZARD". JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SO DONE WITH THIS SCHOOL I CANT WAIT TIL IM GONE."

then i got put in ISS lmaooo i dont care tho i actually enjoy ISS n i relate to almost every kid there cuz all of em that day were either in there for clothing reasons or for getting in fights cuz most of those kids were ones who jus got so fed up w being bothered by stupid kids so they jus went "POW"

but yeah my school is #hellhole kids rly think IM a satanist why dont u go look at bald fuckin principal

my guidance counselor, mom, n the teachers who know im a good person r all tryna fight for me clothing wise and harassment wise cuz this is literally all so dumb what

im just commenting my stories like 1 at a time... have fun finding all of em

once i got an office referral in gym for saying fvck you to a boy in my gym class

and just so everyone knows...

i dont regret it one bit. fvck you jacob you deserved it.

cw/tw // d3@th threats, r@pe threats, slurs, hospital/ambulances, school threats, swearing

i also have stories

1. i called a guy gay as a joke and his friend was like "ay you cant call a black guy gay most of them at this school have girlfriends thats off limits" which makes entirely no sense and then he called me racist a million times and sent me death threats, rape threats, and called me slurs. so thats fun /s

2. these random 7th graders had a fight bc a boy said he would rape a girl and the girl was having none of it and beat him up. the girl got suspended and the boy got sent to the hospital i think.

3. we've had multiple place in secures(we cant leave the classroom during one unless we have a teacher with us) that have lasted full days(we can leave during class switches for the full day ones) just because of the devious licks trend and ppl stealing soap dispensers

4. one day there was a random unused pad stuck to the side of a stall

5. we had a place in secure one morning and i looked out the window and there was an ambulance. people came out with no equipment and i didnt see them leave before the place in secure ended but then i realzed that there are other doors. it took time out of my band class tho

6. we've had full day place in secures bc of "worrying notes" aka probably joking shooting threats. did have a whole lecture in gym class abt it tho.

7. my math teacher says cap and sus sometimes... hes like an old person trying to fit in with teens. hes bald. and sus

8. my social studies teacher was checking workbooks so i told my friend to erase things that i wrote so that she wouldnt get in trouble(the word "cock" and a dick.) and then bc of the teacher we were both rlly late to math and got our parents called and her seat got moved. she got in more trouble than me though because she didnt do enough work and doodled messily a lot in her book. this happened yesterday.

9. not that bad but one time i was in gym class and therewas a fire drill and my friend without gym was complaining abt it being cold. i was in a tank top and shorts. didnt feel a thing

10. kissed my partners in front of a crowd of other ppl. they kept yelling about it and kept bothering me the next day. my brother probably found out.

also got written up for holding hands with my girlfriend #wap