Tell me your funniest/craziest school stories LOL XD

catpawzz 9/19/2021 01:05 am 1162

This one time after school me and my friend were trying to climb to the top of the bathroom stalls because it was fun and I broke the toilet seat DNJJEJNJDKWshrug

Also some guy called me and my friend rainbows

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Sep 20, 2021 11:53 am

Soooo.... At my school there's apparently more than one ghost? The most well know one is an actual student that died ON STAGE in the auditorium in the 60s from a heart attack or something. I've heard he's really nice? wink

Sep 20, 2021 11:52 am

oh yeah and in elementary on fridays we'd have these blue foam blocks we could build with and i watched some girl call my friend a c*nt because she had the one you could rock back and forth on. LIKE? WE WERE IN 4th GRADE? and later i got called into the principles office because i was a witness. the same girl also tried to choke me with her scarf because i told the teacher even tho i wasnt even the one who did>><#

Sep 20, 2021 11:47 am

some kid came up to me and said "hey, its me. david with one ear?" and im just sitting there confused as shit so im like "hey??" and hes like "Im so sorry. I know its you, *deadname*, you r just a *f slur* now." and then he gave me a dollar and ran away?????

Sep 20, 2021 9:24 am

that one time a teacher got caught sending nudes to a student and they showed up at school to arrest him

Sep 20, 2021 9:08 am

At my high school they took off the doors into the bathrooms due to too many people skipping class to vape. Instead of stopping people from vaping, it resulted in one kid get attacked from behind, cause he didn't hear them coming in, and getting his head caved in. From what I heard, he lived but idk what happened to the other guy.

Another time, my friends (now ex) boyfriend was trying to get to his car but a knife fight was happening in front of his car.

This didn't technically happen at the school, but it was on the bus. Anyway, I found a plain, black wallet with no id, no cards, nothing but $200+ in cash.

Sep 20, 2021 9:04 am

me and a couple of friends found a random ass banana in a water fountain and then one of my friends just yeeted it down the stairs and then second friend put it by an exit sign so now thats a thing that we do

Sep 20, 2021 8:33 am
@Longfurby666: sry for spelling errors i had like 5 cups of coffee lol
Sep 20, 2021 8:30 am

I have two actually,

So a guys was fetishizing me because im goth and queeer and I got fed up with it and kicked his shin with my five-inch platforms.

my other story is longer so bare with me

So I'm intersex and pass as female because of my body structure the only difference being hair, fat, and muscle distribution. One day I forgot to shave my beard and has the SLIGHTEST stubble and this lil transphobic girl started asking about genitals and it became literal verbal harassment. Obviously, I joked to mess wither her and kept saying silly stuf like underwear, poop, pee, a dildo, and more. Eventually, it gained enough attention for a teacher to get involved and when they heard what was going on they were LIVID at this stupid girl. Turns out I never had to see her agin lucky me happy ( Obviously I still ruined her entire school social life I got her labeled as a pervert)


Sep 20, 2021 8:12 am

I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING! During online learning for one of m clubs we had google meets. Me and some of my friends would spam E in the chat once the teacher went to get something. We would spam the chat so fast that the meet would break sometimes (just for the people who were spamming e)

Sep 20, 2021 5:45 am

-Some kids threw as much toilet paper as they could into my stall and went running before I could get out.

-These kids were listing off my kandi before "making fun of me". Jokes on them I found it to be hella funny. (btw I was wearing kandi cat ears)

-Some one pulled the fire alarm and after we got back in, the alarm was pulled again

-Some kids were vaping in class (btw the room was an old storage closet so it was small) They droped it multiple times lol