Tell me your funniest/craziest school stories LOL XD

catpawzz 9/19/2021 01:05 am 1128

This one time after school me and my friend were trying to climb to the top of the bathroom stalls because it was fun and I broke the toilet seat DNJJEJNJDKWshrug

Also some guy called me and my friend rainbows

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Oct 7, 2021 6:24 am

I was in math class and here's what happened:

Walnut 1: *doing some kind of hypnosis thingie* Now sleep!

Walnut 2: I can't

Walnut 1: I SAID SLEEP! *hits walnut 2 with a book*

Walnut 2: *moans*

Walnut 1: *sprints to the other side of the table* WHAT THE FUCK

Then about 20 minutes into class some kid walks in.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Idiot: I got lost

Teacher: How we've been in school for almost 2 months now?

Idiot: I don't know bro. I forgot how big our school is.

Teacher: I- Nevermind.

Then in the middle of a test my stomach decided it was a good time to sound LIKE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEING BECAUSE I DON'T USUALLY EAT LUNCH

Oct 6, 2021 11:42 pm

one time I was putting up posters for a school event (the event had something to do with lgbt+ students and bc I’m queer I went to the planning committee for it and ended up being the one to design the posters) and a kid told me to slay???

(fyi the kid was also on the planning committee and is neither cis nor straight so))

OH ALSO! I smashed a window once by kicking it (I was in like year 3) and I didn’t even get detention for it somehow??? Idk but I’m very happy I didnt

Oct 6, 2021 7:19 pm
alr so last year my friend sent gay p0rn along with a picture with her bald (cause of a filter on snap chat) and pictures of EDP 445
on a group (with me and four other people) AND IT WAS SENT ON GMAIL ON THE SCHOOL COMPUTER anyways, in science class i think it was, one of my friends (they were in the GC with my other friend who sent the other stuff) they send a wattpad screenshot that said '*drops huge futa d1ck on the table* eat up' and one of the band teachers came in and SAW THE FREAKING SCREENSHOT YFCCGVGVVGVG so she's like "What was that? Mrs ____ check (my name) laptop" so she does and everyone is shitting their pants cuz of the emails but I'm only shitting my pants because she was gonna see my ouran high school host club wallpaper shockWe continue with the class until 15 mins later the principal comes in and calls us all out in the hallway and yells at us for sending that stuff. I didn't get into so much trouble but those two friends did shrug

as a punishment we were never allowed to send emails until highschool but we still send emails with bad stuff on it shrug

Oct 6, 2021 7:09 pm

@Chewerz: well. i was tryna get to class, and SO MANY ALLWAYS i tried to get through were blocked. so i went to to the toilets whre there was a loose ceiling tile thing?? it was those big ones you could eaisily et through. and i like climbed into the ceiling?? my goal was walk to class via ceiling and then just... drop into class?? so as i was navigating the ceiling i misplaced my foot and DROPPED THROUGH

Oct 6, 2021 7:07 pm


Oct 6, 2021 5:16 pm

@gothisstaff: Im intrested, how did this happen

Oct 6, 2021 5:11 pm

@circusclowns: i used to have a massive collection of silly bands but idk whatever happened to them lol thats hilarious though

Oct 6, 2021 4:03 pm

in my freshman year some of my friends were taping jojo siwa pictures in the bathrooms

Oct 4, 2021 7:24 pm

when i was in elementary school i ran an illegal underground silly bandz drug ring because they got banned from my school and peoples parents stopped buying them so i would sell them from my giant collection of them for 50 cents each and would come home with like 10 dollars worth of quarters every day from selling them at recess lol

Oct 4, 2021 4:35 pm

back when i was in high school and the killer clown fad was going on a clown came to our school and we had to shelter in place LOL