hELP (tw: all caps, uncensored swearing)

V4MP1RE_GUTZZ 6/16/2021 08:06 pm 1586

oH MY FUCKING GOD I'M TRAPPED IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH A RLY VICIOUS MOSQUITO LIKE THIS BITCH WILL FR RANDOMLY COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND COME STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME AND THEN WILL HAVE A FUCKIN SEIZURE ON THE DAMN TV WTF DO I DO BRO

LIKE THIS DUMB LITT!E BLOODUSCKING MOSQUITO HAD THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND KILL ME WHILE I WAS JUST VIBING LISTENING TO MY CHEMICL ROMANC AND READINB RODRICK HEFFLEH X READER I DID NOT DESEFVE THID WTF THIS WORLD HATES ME

OVERALL HELP WTF DO I DO I'M RUNNING AROUND AS I'M TYPING THIS IT'S LITERALLY LATE AS FUCL WHERE I LIVE RN AND IM SCREAMING AND CURWING A GODDAMN BUG OUT LIKE PLS HEL P OMFGG

EDIT: I WAS STANDING IN THE CORNER WITH A PILLOW AND WAS READ Y TO DEFEND MYSELF BUT THIS ASSWIPE CAME OUTTA NOWHERE AND I GOT STARTLED AND SCREAMED AND DROPPED THE PILLOW OMFG IK I'M BEINT DRWMATIC AT THIS POINT BUT THIS IS JUST HOMOPHOBIC AGAHSH.

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Jun 16, 2021 8:20 pm

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: YOU RLLY DONT LIKE BUGS HUH

Jun 16, 2021 8:18 pm

@possibly_a_furby:SO I PUT MY TABLET DOWN AND I WAS STANDING BY THE FRONT DOOR CUZ THE PILLOW WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM AND I KNEW IT WAS OVER THERE SO I GRABBED A BEAN BAG CHAIR AND STARTED LOOKING FOR IT AND IT TRIED FKYING IN MY MOUT H AS I WAS CUSSING IT OUT AND IT KEPT CIRCLING ME SO I STARTED SWINGING AND I SWUNG IT INTO THE DOOR

I RAN AND GOT A BROOM AND STARTED BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THE BEANBAG CHAIR

BUT THE N THIS BITCH GOT FUCKING RESURRECTED OR SOME SHIT AND STARTED HAVING ANOTHER SEIZURE SO I THREW A CHAIR AND I THINK IT'S DEAD NOW BAVSGSHSLSL

Jun 16, 2021 8:16 pm

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: GOOD LUCK

Jun 16, 2021 8:13 pm

@possibly_a_furby: OK I GOTTA FIND IT THO IT HID AGAIN

Jun 16, 2021 8:11 pm

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: SET DOWN UR DEVICE N KILL IT??? W/ UR HANDS???? LIKE CLAP WHEN IT COMES NEAR YOU???

Jun 16, 2021 8:09 pm

@possibly_a_furby: I DON'T OWN BUT SPRAY MY MUM DOESN'T BELIVE

OMFG AS I WAS TYPING THIS IS ATTACKED ME OMFG I JUST SCREAMED RLY LOUD

SRY I M DRAMATIC BUT I'M BEING CHASED BY A MINIATURE SERIAL KILLERNANSNAKALA.

Jun 16, 2021 8:07 pm

tw caps//


BUG???? SPRAY?????