idk pretend your a white suburban facebook mom or something

BuzzyBoy 6/11/2021 03:20 pm 10414

i'll start in the comments lol

my name is janice, im from texas, im head of the pta, i have 3 snot nosed kids, and a husband named david

edit: dont know how i forgot to add the kids names. anyways its bayliegh mckarty, dallas, and dylan.


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Jun 14, 2021 10:37 am

@K0K1CH1_BR41NR0T: but that dress was so beautiful! how could she not like it? hmmm,,,,,, maybe she prefers purple? i know when i was her age everything had to be purple for me LOL

Jun 14, 2021 10:34 am

@avathebisexualswag:

(This is the friend of the owner of this account playing as Katherina Praisejesus)

Yes, I agree and I will be separating myself from James soon. I think its his bad influence that is making Stephanie such a rebellious transformer. I'm already looking on this amazing dating website, ChristiansOnly to find a better man that worships God like I do. So sorry to hear about Jason Carlos-Lee and this "Bi" cult. Brittany, Aiden and I will pray for him today. God bless. - Katherina Praisejesus

Jun 14, 2021 10:25 am

@BuzzyBoy:

(This is the friend of the owner of this account playing as Katherina Praisejesus)

I have tried taking Stephanie to church, however she has cut her hair short and dyed it lime green! I do not want the people at church to get the wrong idea about her and our family. Even before she cut her hair short, she refused to go to church in the dainty pink dress I picked out for her! It seems I can't take my child anywhere! God bless you for trying, though. - Katherina Praisejesus

Jun 14, 2021 9:43 am

@K0K1CH1_BR41NR0T: congratulations helen!! what a beautiful name. she’s gonna grow up into such a beautiful young lady just like her mother. ugh so holy. god bless you al

Jun 14, 2021 9:32 am

@avathebisexualswag:

Thank you, Karen! God bless you and your amazing family

Jun 14, 2021 9:29 am

@K0K1CH1_BR41NR0T: oh my goodness gracious! congratulations Helen Susanne! that is suck a unique name and i hope the best for you and your lovely family! #iLoveGod #Abcde #congrats #WAP

Jun 14, 2021 9:23 am

OMG YALL!! Its me Helen Susanne Taylee again! I just learned i was preggo, LOL!! I'm naming that little angle on the way Abcde!! What do yall think about that name?! Isn't it so unique, LOL!

Anyways pray for my baby yall!! God bless my in coming angle!! #WAP #Praying #OMG #GoodNews #iLoveGod

Jun 14, 2021 9:22 am

@K0K1CH1_BR41NR0T: i cannot believe that, Katherine Praisejesus! that is just so unholy, its as if you never raised them as children of god. as of the James situation, i think you should divorce him! nothing it more important than God and church! i hope you find somebody new who praises God properly. Jason Carlos-Lee is apart of one of those cults! its called ¨bi¨. i have no idea what that means. all these kids and their smart phones these days. and those eggs-boxes?! ridiculous. Jason Carlos-Lee said it was about God and it most certainly is not.

I am praying for you and your wonderful family. #Praying #LOL #iLoveGod #WAP

Jun 14, 2021 9:14 am

@K0K1CH1_BR41NR0T: oh such a terrible influence!! god bless the both of you. you should take that smart phone away from her and knock some sense into her. how about taking her and her friends to church on sunday!! we could invite them to our big holy sleepover too #godbless #wap #WorshipAndPraye

Jun 14, 2021 9:10 am

(This was written by my friend who doesnt have an account: )

Hello! My name is Katherina Praisejesus (Yes, my mother named me this blessed middle name. God bless her, and god bless all mothers.) I am married to a man named James, but I think I may be divorcing him soon, because he forgot to come to church with me last week.

We have 3 beautiful children, Brittany Emma, Stephanie Leslie, and Aiden Abcde. Now, Brittany Emma and Aiden Abcde are wonderful angels who come to church and bible study with me. They have to miss one. However, I am concerned about Stephanie Leslie. She has been telling me she is a boy?! She is out of her mind! She is obviously a lovely angelic little girl. All of her friends call her Stephan, and I am concerned about them. Are they the ones leading her on this path away from God? She also has some odd interests, she watches these devil television shows called Anime, and listens to devil music called K-pop? Who knows what the K stands for? Hoping it doesn't stand for Kill Jesus. I have listened to some of this K-pop music and it seems completely unholy! These boys wear makeup, and the color pink! A horrible influence, and a band clearly designed to lead perfect angelic girls on the path to hell. And don't even get me started on anime. I walked in on her watching it, and some boy took off his shirt?! And he had unholy abs! My poor Stephanie is only 17, and should never be exposed to such content. She must be traumatized! Christian cartoons is what Brittany Emma watched when she was 17, and look at her now. She's only 18 and she's already married to a good Christian man, and she takes care of her 3 kids (She did have her first child at 16, however, but we don't talk about that in our household) as a loyal Christian housewife who prays 10 times a day. I only want the same for my sweet angelic Stephanie. And Aiden Abcde is going to turn into a lovely loyal Christian man, unlike my soon-to-be ex-husband James. He has never missed a church day since he was born! He also doesn't have crushes on any girls, like a proper gentleman. I hope he never touches a woman until they are properly Christian-ly married. He talks to many other boys, who are proper gentlemen like himself. I think they are influencing him greatly, because he won't stop talking about how great they are.