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for people good with insults, I need help (not to insult a real person) /lh

RaverKandi_PizzaPup 1/30/2023 06:52 am 820

So I play D&D and my character is a bard. I absolutely LOVE vicious mockery (which, if you don't know, is a spell in which people take damage when I insult them)

I need ideas for insults. PLEASE i'm BEGGING YOU if you have any fantasy themed (or just really good) insults, bestow them apon me.

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Jan 30, 2023 8:10 am

“your mother had you for tax benefits.” Is one of my fav

Jan 30, 2023 10:38 am

Here’s mine: “How is it that your body is 75% water, yet it’s still not enough to water your ego?”

Jan 30, 2023 10:59 am

"[insert gross/weird food] lookin ass"

so an example would be

"cheese curd lookin ass" or "stfu u quesodilla lookin ass"

Jan 30, 2023 3:32 pm

I also play a bard, and I have used these before:


"Damn, I wouldn't want you to be my child, I probably drop you in the head for your looking a/s"

"What are you a moron? Oh wait! you have already proven that to me"

"so much for scary, what are you trying to be? A cute cat? "

"Maybe lose some weight fat a/s"


It really depends on who your using that move for, I mostly go for appearance, or if there a dumb creature I laugh at there stupidly

Jan 30, 2023 5:13 pm

u look like you cant wash ur butt correctly

Jan 30, 2023 6:20 pm

are you a dragon? because you make every maiden scream and run.

Mar 6, 2023 10:43 pm

(these are definetely not targeted at anyone at my school, nooo.. wacko)


"and where did you get your outfit? the lost and found?"

"your hair is so d-mn greasy you could work at a mcdonalds and get an extra paycheck"

"you know, self care is important so TAKE A D-MN SHOWER FOR ONCE"

"your ego isn't that big, [name]. (optional: and neither is your d--k)"

"hate to break it to you, but theres something in your teeth, my guy"

tbh jump

Mar 7, 2023 1:18 am

"you look like the type of person who couldnt tie their shoes until they were 16" is my best bet lmao - algae

Mar 7, 2023 4:02 am

"thatz why u lowkey built like a-" then juzt zay the ost RANDOM ztuff


ex: thatz hy u lowkey built like an upzide down bald water bottle

Mar 7, 2023 6:10 am

Did your mom drink while pregnant?

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