breaking news /j

natluvscats688 2/2/2022 10:22 am 1218

1. this kid in my spanish class wants a pet recycling bin

2. i can sing the entire periodic table of elements song by tom lehrer

3. i have an amazing book and literally want to dedicate my life to it

4. this btch in my class is complaining about how her bf said she cheated on him and tbh im kinda intrigued

5. i have a dinosaur sippy cup

6. im one of the boyz now (the straight boys on my bus have adopted me)

7. damien isnt here today so im lonely on the bus

thats all

give me news abt ur life

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Feb 2, 2022 10:56 am

@xXZ0mbi3_Gut5Xx: thats so straight

but on the bright side atleast they only bought so many, chick fil a doesnt need more buisness, they can keep their homomisic food

yes food is homomisic now

youll probably turn ungay and homomisic just from eating it

Feb 2, 2022 10:48 am

the cafeteria sold out of chickfila sandwiches right before it was my turn in line. I'm angyy

-idk my name happy

Feb 2, 2022 10:39 am

@yourlocalcandydealer21: aaaaaaa happy early birthday, and im so happy for u!! go get ur man (if u like him back, that is)

Feb 2, 2022 10:34 am

@CoNN13Killz: i- PPPPPPPFfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttt i- *inserts coughin noises* while ur at it close my coffin door u already killed me, u know that ur to funny for my small pewee brain to handle

  • CoNN13Killz
Feb 2, 2022 10:31 am

@MuTiLxtEd_L0OZeR: they r bbys *prays to the 90s stereo equipment*

Feb 2, 2022 10:30 am
@CoNN13Killz: yes.
Feb 2, 2022 10:30 am
@yourlocalcandydealer21: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~
Feb 2, 2022 10:29 am

i am bout to have a panic attack because i play the flute for my school band and on the 5th i have to go play a solo infront of like 6 diff schools piled into 1 room i am thinking about laying in the foot of snow i got and just becoming the snow like ima bury myself in it and disappear but ye and i found out my whole friend group has feelings for me exept the one i call my lawyer so ye lots of stress and on top of that my fav pants ripped and my fav kandi got ate by my doggo so srry for havin to listen to my dramatic rant have a goodday<3

Feb 2, 2022 10:29 am

my birthday is in 3 days!!laugh also this boy has a crush on me blush

  • CoNN13Killz
Feb 2, 2022 10:27 am

i am drawing like 10000 boombox dudes