hi so i made headcanons for everysingle crk character who wants to hear them

Deleted Account 12/30/2021 12:49 pm 952

ok so me and my friend stayed up for like 5 hours doing this, so here you go

(this is not meant to be weird in anyway!!! i'm not meaning to come off like that ^^') also please note my friend and i were a bit confused on neptunic and septunic!! we couldn't find exact definitions of them, so please correct us if we're wrong :]



Gingerbrave: straight, trumpie, homophobic. (he/him, homo/phobic) homophobic pronouns are a joke

Muscle cookie: homophobic to hide the fact he’s gay (he/him)

Strawberry cookie: bisexual with female preference (she/they)

Wizard cookie: gay, questioning asexual (he/him)

Beet cookie: homophobic (she/her)

Ninja cookie: nobody really knows lmao (he/him)

Angel cookie: enby (they/them)

Princess cookie: bisexual with female leaning (she/her)

Avacodo cookie: transgender (M-F) and lesbian (she/her)

Knight cookie: supporter, but pretends to be homophobic around gingerbrave (he/him)

Blackberry cookie: bisexual with male leaning (she/her)

Devil cookie: pansexual (they/them)

Adventurer cookie: straight, but supportive (he/him)

Pancake cookie: neptunic asexual (he/him)

Cherry cookie: raised by Chili, lesbian or septunic (she/her)

Alchemist cookie: homophobic (only woman who talks to gingerbrave, she/her)

Gumball cookie: transgender (F-M), omnisexual (he/him)

Carrot cookie: pressured to be homophobic, but really lesbian (she/her)

Clover cookie: asexual, homo-romantic (he/him)

Onion cookie: too young to understand, but very supportive :] (she/her)

Custard cookie III: questioning asexual (he/him)

Werewolf cookie: bisexual with female leaning (crush on tiger lily, he/him)

Dark choco: aromantic asexual (he/him)

Purple Yam cookie: questioning (he/him)

Kumiho cookie: Panromantic, very female leaning (she/her)

Red velvet cookie: asexual and aromantic (he/him)

Raspberry cookie: lesbian (she/her)

Mala sauce cookie: biromantic asexual (she/her)

Milk cookie: omnisexual with a male preference (he/him)

Madeline cookie: gay, grew up thinking it was normal (he/him)

Strawberry crepe cookie: non-binary, panromantic, asexual (they/them)

Moon Rabbit cookie: confused about everything, supportive, loves everybody (she/her)

Cocoa cookie: bisexual with heavy female leaning (she/her)

Snow Sugar cookie: non-binary, exist (they/them)

Espresso cookie: bisexual with heavy male leaning (he/him)

Licorice cookie: demiromantic (he/him)

Latte cookie: Panromantic (she/her)

Mango cookie: questioning, very supportive (he/him)

Pumpkin pie cookie: aromantic asexual (she/her)

Squid ink cookie: questioning (they/them)

Rye cookie: Demisexual (she/her)

Tiger lily cookie: pansexual, but doesn’t understand it much (she/her)

Pastry cookie: straight, very supportive (she/her)

Twizzly Gummy: genderfluid pansexual (she/her)

Chili pepper cookie: lesbian (she/her)

Vampire cookie: poly, bi with male leaning (he/him)

Black raisin cookie: ace and aro (she/her)

Sorbet shark cookie: too young to understand (they/them)

Poison mushroom cookie: non-binary (they/them)

Mint choco: straight but VERY supportive (he/him)

Pomogrante cookie: demiromantic asexual (she/her)

Almond cookie: straight, supportive, and well educated on the sexualities / genders (he/him)

Cream puff cookie: aroace (she/her)

Fig cookie: neptunic (they/them)

Lilac cookie: gay (he/him)

Parfait cookie: aroace (she/her)

Cotton cookie: bisexual with HEAVY female leaning (she/her)

Herb cookie: gay, asexual (he/him)

Sparkling cookie: omnisexual with male preference (he/him)

Pure vanilla cookie: aroace (he/him)

Hollyberry: lesbian (she/her)

Sea fairy cookie: lesbain (she/her)

Frost queen cookie: homophobic (she/her)

Moonlight cookie: lesbian (she/her)

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  • bugz_doez_kandi
Jan 4, 2022 2:16 pm

@Chiaxix: idk he's just really basic and i find him annoying

Jan 4, 2022 11:48 am

why do u hate gingerbrave im crying

Jan 4, 2022 2:34 am

neptunic just means anyone (no matter gender!!) who are attracted girls, feminine nonbinaries or just, feminine things in general (can be attracted to a guy too! as long as they present femme!), at least that's the definition ive seen!! i use that term except for the boy part (not found a label that makes me feel as comfy yet so i just use that!!) so you've used it right big grin i think septunic is the same but for masculine? not sure - sundrop

  • CoNN13Killz
Dec 30, 2021 7:10 pm

@_themultifandomloser: i think its called the "lol"

Dec 30, 2021 7:03 pm

I think Madeleine cookies is hilarious /gen

LIKE I DID THE WEIRD NOSE THING WHEN YOU SEE A FUNNT MEME ANYWAYS YEA SORRY

  • bugz_doez_kandi
Dec 30, 2021 6:59 pm
  • CoNN13Killz
Dec 30, 2021 6:55 pm

@bugz_doez_kandi: same...do u think that white frosting is the uh...;

  • bugz_doez_kandi
Dec 30, 2021 6:49 pm

@CoNN13Killz: yeah, i just think of them as not having any um you know because that puts mental images in my head.

  • CoNN13Killz
Dec 30, 2021 4:31 pm

i honestly dont think cookies have genders cus they r cookies and it makes me imagine cookie pubes (and i cant mentally handle that shit : )

  • bugz_doez_kandi
Dec 30, 2021 4:18 pm

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: thanks!! personally i don't ship mint choco, sparkling, and herb (i just ship herb and sparkling!) but i see where you're coming from on that!! :] /pos