update on the kid im gay for/favorite person situation (super long) (cw: caps, swearing, smoking, fighting)

V4MP1RE_GUTZZ 10/26/2021 04:40 pm 387

im just gonna call him j cuz it gets tiring being like "favorite person favorite person blah blah blah"

ALSO please tell me if there's any other cw's i should add i do NOT wanna upset anybody



anyways

i hung out w him yesterday n it was as usual n stuff, smoked, ran around the neighborhood, etc etc

n i hang out a him again today

holy smokes shock

it was a wild ride yo

1. we got off at the wrong bus stop cuz his friend, c, decided to troll us n run off the wrong stop on purpose n he just ran away so me and j got off 2 stops later n had to chase him down across traffic filled highways

2. I had 2 studded belts in my backpack so i kept whacking j and c n then they both took of their belts n we had belt fights

3. then j kept flashing the whole neighborhood his ass so yeah

4. i got us locked outta the house at one point cuz they ran off to go meet up with m and z, two of his other friends, at the park so i was the last one outta j's house, n i literally dont remember locking it but i guess i did

5. so we got to the park n were deciding on what to do, go ding ding ditch, go bother kids, smoke, whatever-- we decided to have fist fights shock

6. i fought james n almost one cuz 1. hes been smoking longer than me so weak ass lungs 2. hes shorter, younger, scrawnier, etc BUT THEN HE PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE N BROKE MY GLASSES so it hurt n i forfeit, the other guys wanted to see two "emos" fight cuz our chains n stuff so we could choke each other which we were breaking eachothers chains lol i lost 2 he only lost 1 tho cuz hes gay /j

i want a rematch tho istfg i wasnt actually trying today cuz it got to the point where i was actually hurting him, i scratched up his whole back so crying which made me sad i kept asking if he was ok cuz hes this scrawny little thing

he also had his shirt off during the fight cuz its baggy so i grabbed him by it in the first round n swung him around, n him having his shirt off made me feel even worse cuz that kid is literally a skeleton n im strong so i was rly rly scared i was gonna break him like omfg hes hella fine but so fragile like what scared

7. fast forward after we were done fighting, when me, c, and j got back to his house that's when we realized I accidentally locked the door front and back so shrug WE BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE sunglasses through the basement window, which-

j went in first n then c told me to go to the front door and c went to the back- IDK HOW I WAS THIS DUMB TO FALL FOR IT BRO- j let c in through the back n then wouldnt let me back in which is transphobic /j so I kept spamming the door bell until they went insane so j flipped me off n opened his bedroom window n started flashing me like BRO- WTF CHILL scared anyways

he never closed the basement window...

...

...

i went through the window devil

they started screaming n running away while im chasing them w a lighter n they locked the door N J STARTED THROWING MY STUFF THAT WAS IN HIS ROOM OUT THE WINDOW LIKE DUDE N HE BROKE MY SLIPKNOT PIN AHH ISTGGGGGSGHWN

so i started busting down the door n i made a tiny crack so c opened the door n then i started whacking j w a belt because yeah

8. eventually c just dipped cuz J's dad came home and c is scared of his dad so he BOLTED, jumped the fence n just started running so yeah

9. me and j just kinda vibed......

until i spilt soda all over his bed crying

i was like omfgimaorusrosorrysorrysorrysorryahh literally speaking gibberish yo

there's nothing else rly

that was just my afternoon

uhmm


i kinda wanna call him but hes probably either sewing or watching tiktok so idk???????? hes so fine like shock and for what???? shrug

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Oct 27, 2021 7:57 pm

@Valen_: ikr he rly is hes such a poopy butthole head >: ( im gonna beat him up tmr /hj

n were potheads not crackheads so that explains it lol /also hj

  • rotten_meat
Oct 27, 2021 7:41 pm

@Decora_kid_acidx: OMG AND ONE OF THE "EMOS" ARE TRANS AND THEY USE THE "I have a secret... One that makes me not like the rest" OR THE "you ever feel like something is wrong with you" ASGSGSJSGJ IS JUST DESPERATELY TRYING TO APPEAL TO GEN Z AND QUEER PEOPL

Oct 27, 2021 7:04 pm

@rotten_meat: KSKDKE YESS AND THE CREATOR IS A STRAIGHT CIS WHITE DUDE WHO THINKS THAT E GIRLS ARE “GOTH”

Oct 27, 2021 6:17 pm

Man, and I though MY friend group was full of crackheads lmao

also J is a butthead for breaking your Slipknot pin /hj

  • rotten_meat
Oct 27, 2021 6:17 pm

@Decora_kid_acidx: THE FIRST EP IS JUST TWO EMO KIDS FIST FIGHTING IN A CLAIRES AND A SINGULAR CRYING CHILD IN THE BACKGROUND AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ACTUAL EMO SYLES, JUST GLORIFIED HOT TOPIC GOTH FASHIO

Oct 27, 2021 5:33 pm

@Decora_kid_acidx: PFTTTTPLSSBADJALSKJSL

Oct 27, 2021 5:27 pm

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: I can see it now. “PUNK LUV XX” only on Netflix. They make it so that it doesn’t have the best lgbtq+ representation lmao /hj (did that even make sense

Oct 27, 2021 2:53 am

@zipzapzero: iKR MMM i hope he finds it later n steps on it >sad

Oct 26, 2021 8:29 pm

xD idk what exactly to say but that sounds like an interesting afternoon to put it that way- /lh

ALSO HE BROKE UR SLIPKNOT PIN HOW DISRESPECTFUL SMH MY HEAD /hj

Oct 26, 2021 7:16 pm

statistics say that only 1% of people finished reading this, read the whole thing and laugh at my stupidity or mr beast will delete ur fortnite account