update on the kid im gay for/favorite person situation (super long) (cw: caps, swearing, smoking, fighting)
V4MP1RE_GUTZZ 10/26/2021 04:40 pm 387
im just gonna call him j cuz it gets tiring being like "favorite person favorite person blah blah blah"
ALSO please tell me if there's any other cw's i should add i do NOT wanna upset anybody
i hung out w him yesterday n it was as usual n stuff, smoked, ran around the neighborhood, etc etc
n i hang out a him again today
it was a wild ride yo
1. we got off at the wrong bus stop cuz his friend, c, decided to troll us n run off the wrong stop on purpose n he just ran away so me and j got off 2 stops later n had to chase him down across traffic filled highways
2. I had 2 studded belts in my backpack so i kept whacking j and c n then they both took of their belts n we had belt fights
3. then j kept flashing the whole neighborhood his ass so yeah
4. i got us locked outta the house at one point cuz they ran off to go meet up with m and z, two of his other friends, at the park so i was the last one outta j's house, n i literally dont remember locking it but i guess i did
5. so we got to the park n were deciding on what to do, go ding ding ditch, go bother kids, smoke, whatever-- we decided to have fist fights
6. i fought james n almost one cuz 1. hes been smoking longer than me so weak ass lungs 2. hes shorter, younger, scrawnier, etc BUT THEN HE PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE N BROKE MY GLASSES so it hurt n i forfeit, the other guys wanted to see two "emos" fight cuz our chains n stuff so we could choke each other which we were breaking eachothers chains lol i lost 2 he only lost 1 tho cuz hes gay /j
i want a rematch tho istfg i wasnt actually trying today cuz it got to the point where i was actually hurting him, i scratched up his whole back so which made me sad i kept asking if he was ok cuz hes this scrawny little thing
he also had his shirt off during the fight cuz its baggy so i grabbed him by it in the first round n swung him around, n him having his shirt off made me feel even worse cuz that kid is literally a skeleton n im strong so i was rly rly scared i was gonna break him like omfg hes hella fine but so fragile like what
7. fast forward after we were done fighting, when me, c, and j got back to his house that's when we realized I accidentally locked the door front and back so WE BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE through the basement window, which-
j went in first n then c told me to go to the front door and c went to the back- IDK HOW I WAS THIS DUMB TO FALL FOR IT BRO- j let c in through the back n then wouldnt let me back in which is transphobic /j so I kept spamming the door bell until they went insane so j flipped me off n opened his bedroom window n started flashing me like BRO- WTF CHILL anyways
he never closed the basement window...
i went through the window
they started screaming n running away while im chasing them w a lighter n they locked the door N J STARTED THROWING MY STUFF THAT WAS IN HIS ROOM OUT THE WINDOW LIKE DUDE N HE BROKE MY SLIPKNOT PIN AHH ISTGGGGGSGHWN
so i started busting down the door n i made a tiny crack so c opened the door n then i started whacking j w a belt because yeah
8. eventually c just dipped cuz J's dad came home and c is scared of his dad so he BOLTED, jumped the fence n just started running so yeah
9. me and j just kinda vibed......
until i spilt soda all over his bed
i was like omfgimaorusrosorrysorrysorrysorryahh literally speaking gibberish yo
there's nothing else rly
that was just my afternoon
i kinda wanna call him but hes probably either sewing or watching tiktok so idk???????? hes so fine like and for what????