BESTIES GUESS WHOS BACK [Even MORE Chaotic School Stories]

nocturnalrootabega 9/20/2021 03:11 pm 347

IT KEEPS GOING

IT NEVER STOPS

[tw: weird shit, more seccual stuff, cursing, other shit]

so I ended last part at the fight

BUT A TON MORE HAPPENED ON THE SAME DAY

AND FOR THE LAST WEEK

leme elaborate

MONDAY:

2 of "da boys" we're moaning in my social studies class

except this time

it wasn't just to be funny

SO I SIT RIGHT INFRONT OF THESE BOYS

and they're like
gay

[guys don't cancel me im gay too]

homophobic to a point where it's gay

BACK TO THE STORY
So these boys we're continuously moaning in class when the teacher left for a second

but usually it's like

*moans* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

but this time it was like

*moans* *more moaning*

and i looked at the person sitting across from me

[she was directed towards them]

and she dead ass looked like

and im scared to turn around

so one guy is laying down on the chait

AND I SEE THE OTHER F*CKER'S BIG ASS HORSE COC-

*cough cough*

nvm

anyways

THURSDAY:
this one was a fun one

I was in gym

and I'm on the top bleacher

[like 5 feet in the air]

and coach is like

"children get off your lazy asses and do gym shit"

so we're like

"bitch fine as long as you don't make us watch anymore of your shitty ass workout videos"

so im like trying to figure out a way down

cuz there's backpacks everywhere

and I see an opening between the backpacks

so I'm like

"i can make this jump"

...

I didn't make the jump

Instead my foot got caught in the backpack strap

and i faceplant from 3 feet in the air onto the ground

SOMEHOW

I MANAGED TO NOT GET HURT

the only thing that was hurt

was my dignity

ANYWAYS THATS ALL BITCHES CHECK OUT MY PATTERNS I'LL BE MAKING A NEW ONE TODAY FOR LITTLE SHOP DAY TOMORROW

SEE YA