hELP (tw: all caps, uncensored swearing)

V4MP1RE_GUTZZ 6/16/2021 08:06 pm 410

oH MY FUCKING GOD I'M TRAPPED IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH A RLY VICIOUS MOSQUITO LIKE THIS BITCH WILL FR RANDOMLY COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND COME STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME AND THEN WILL HAVE A FUCKIN SEIZURE ON THE DAMN TV WTF DO I DO BRO

LIKE THIS DUMB LITT!E BLOODUSCKING MOSQUITO HAD THE AUDACITY TO TRY AND KILL ME WHILE I WAS JUST VIBING LISTENING TO MY CHEMICL ROMANC AND READINB RODRICK HEFFLEH X READER I DID NOT DESEFVE THID WTF THIS WORLD HATES ME

OVERALL HELP WTF DO I DO I'M RUNNING AROUND AS I'M TYPING THIS IT'S LITERALLY LATE AS FUCL WHERE I LIVE RN AND IM SCREAMING AND CURWING A GODDAMN BUG OUT LIKE PLS HEL P OMFGG

EDIT: I WAS STANDING IN THE CORNER WITH A PILLOW AND WAS READ Y TO DEFEND MYSELF BUT THIS ASSWIPE CAME OUTTA NOWHERE AND I GOT STARTLED AND SCREAMED AND DROPPED THE PILLOW OMFG IK I'M BEINT DRWMATIC AT THIS POINT BUT THIS IS JUST HOMOPHOBIC AGAHSH.

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Jun 18, 2021 8:58 pm

ok so basically same but moths

one time i threw my glasses at a moth and i had to pay to get them fixed

moths ducking terrify m

Jun 18, 2021 7:25 pm
@swag: IK PEOPLE WHO DO THAT BUT I'M SCARED OF EVERYTHING SO THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T A
Jun 18, 2021 7:24 pm

@pansexual: if gerard way shows up at my funeral then screw being dead lmfaosksks

i fr wanna be buried with at least 5 of my framed pictures of frank iero because idk if 16 would fit bavsgsbsksk

Jun 18, 2021 6:55 pm

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: oh rip v4mp1re_gutzz ill make sure gerard way makes it to your funeral okay. anyone know gerard ways phone number

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Jun 18, 2021 6:53 pm

WAIT PPL DONT KILL THEM MIDAIR OR WAS THAT SOMEHITN I JUST DO????

Jun 18, 2021 6:50 pm

@pansexual: no i died a brutal death so now im a ghost bavsgshsksk

Jun 18, 2021 7:59 am

did you survive

Jun 18, 2021 5:22 am
@_n0t_sur3_: YES THE RODRICK HEFFLEY X READER LMFAOSOSKSK
Jun 18, 2021 5:22 am

@fl0wer1y: nO IT ENDED UP BITINGME IN MY SLEEP *sobbing*

Jun 17, 2021 9:58 am

The fly is prolly an assassin, who do you think would send it after you /j