musicians and goofy ass names

dryshrimp 1/25/2023 03:12 am 235

Is it just me, or do most alt artists have really stupid names so you feel embarrassed talking about them?? How am i meant to look at someone with full confidence, and say "I really like the song November by Psychedelic Porn Crumpets" crying I will never live down the shame of telling my friend I like Butthole Surfers. Does anyone else have the curse of good artists with awful names???

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Jan 26, 2023 11:26 am

@c00d: yes of course! nsfw warning for most of these

east west - armageddon dildos

sick man - foetus

di-1-9026 - foetus

(jg thirlwell changes his name practically every album but they all have the word foetus in em, so pay no mind if something different pops up when u search for these)

psyche out - meat beat manifesto

strap down pt. 1 - meat beat manifesto

beers steers and queers - revolting cocks

cattle grind - revolting cocks

what a day - throbbing gristle

united - throbbing gristle

hope u enjoy!

Jan 26, 2023 7:32 am

@starmartyr: omg do u have any songs u could recommend from them

Jan 26, 2023 3:56 am

this is common amongst ebm/industrial acts as well! which unfortunately for me, happens to be most of what i listen to. there’s armageddon dildos, foetus, meat beat manifesto, revolting cocks and throbbing gristle just to name a few! i’d be lying if i said these didn’t go hard though

Jan 25, 2023 11:21 pm

@thesoapeater: i used tio listen to them when i was 12...

Jan 25, 2023 6:14 pm

my music taste is forever stained by a band called pigeons playing ping pong. songs and bands in the 'jam bands' and punk categories are on thin fucking ice because i'm not about to tell someone i'm listening to a band called umphreys mcgee or bowling for soup

honorable mention to jello biafra and the guantanamo school of medicine <3

Jan 25, 2023 5:57 pm

hrlpp my step dad listenz to a band called ninja s-x party

Jan 25, 2023 5:57 pm

hrlpp my step dad listenz to a band called ninja s-x party

Jan 25, 2023 5:54 pm

@LeanJuice: i was actually thinking of Nero when I made this post lol

Jan 25, 2023 8:08 am

i follow an artist on spotify whose account is FILLED w/ stuff like this XD

"the gayest monkey lesbian lover band with puking horses and widows." every single song has a title like that nd i have listened to none of them.